I think the thread below this is some kind of mental disorder.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Infantilism

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Wankism

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I'm feeling smug
I just checked on 'infantilism' to see if I was talking shit and one definition is

'a speech disorder characterized by speech and voice patterns that are typical of very young children.'


I've hit the nail right on the fucking noggin there, I'd say
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Aw! my ickle chooky wooky Monty wonty.
*tickles under chin*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)

That shit is banned around my daughter
I frown upon 'doggie' as opposed to dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I thought initially using words like 'doggie' and birdie'
was intended to help kids learn to pronounce consonants, as it made them less likely to say "bir'" and "do'"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

My child is, naturally, a genius
and has no need for such techniques
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)