I wish my missus was like you
She spent £1200 on hers and then another £200 per bridesmaid. Then spent out on accessories.
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Your missus is hot though.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

is dress cost directly proportional to hotness?
if so I think you are underselling yourself (slightly)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

The one area I will be splashing out on
is on a decent wedding photographer. I am very unphotogenic. In most pictures I look like a potato. Catface looks great in the majority of photos, the cunt. I'm either going to have to disfigure him in some way or hope the photographer can photoshop me pretty.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

We hired a student photographer.
Cost us 100 quid and he gave us all the pics on DVD at the end. 800 pics for 100 quid so we got plenty of good pics. My sister paid £1000 and they're all rubbish hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

CROISSANT ALERT!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOO!!!!!!
*flashing red lights*
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

just because you are irish
doesn't mean you look like a potato.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

The similarities between me and a potato are striking.
We both have eyes, we're both covered in muck most of the time.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

None, yes. RACIST.
BAN HIM!!!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

FLAN REQUEST!

( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Stop being so over sensitive and have some guiness.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Guinness

( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Whatever
it tastes vile however you spell it
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

vile wonderful
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

S'lovely stuff
not to be taken too quickly though, it's a slow-burner
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Unless you're me.
And you guzzle it like its going out of fashion.
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)

None!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

My missus is crazy.
And you are selling yourself short.
( Peej, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)