I missed the drama
Because I was having a life outside of the internet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lies!
Lies I tell thee
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Oh, alright, I admit it
I pretended I was going out and just watched porn all night.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Life outside of the internet is not all it's cracked up to be.
At least on here you don't have to buy christmas pressies for everyone.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

But I got you in the Secret Santa draw
Shall I return these Joy Division oven gloves to the shop?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Bugger!
I need new oven gloves as well.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Shot yourself in the foot there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

They're not difficult to miss.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I WANT JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES!!!
Do they play music? Do they they have pretty pictures of Ian Curtis etc? I WANT JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Consider it done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLd_IHqfxEE

There you go.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

That's no good!
I'm at work and its one of the 'blocked' sites :0(

Describe them to me. Are they warm and toasty? Soft and velvety? do they offer adequate protection or are they uber special?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

They can stand anything

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)