I GO AWAY FOR AN HOUR AND IT GETS ALL FUCKING EXCITING ON HERE.
YOU ALL HATE ME DON'T YOU?



*goes off to CR3 to moan about it*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:31, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmmmm, a bit of a coincidence that you weren't here don't you think?
*eyes suspiciously*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I take my fights out onto the street.
I don't need a geek with a ban button.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

that's banning talk...
unless...you are cr3!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

It would be an easy mistake to make.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

*waggles ears*

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*freaks out*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Gets down
and boogies
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Ha!
Is that your excuse for Friday then? You decided to 'fight' all the wine you could get your hands on?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I'm warning you son!
No more mention of my illness.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Or what?
You'll dribble, then vomit on me? Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wouldn't go so far as to say "exciting"
It has been the highlight of my day so far though, which has been fucking rank. *Weeps*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Nah I wouldn't say exciting either really, just different.
Why has your day been ranky?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Nothing serious
Just big work stress and I'm seriously hormonal (pregnancy, it's so fucking glamour-filled!) that I just want to snarl at everyone. Good job I stayed home to work today or I might have pulled someone's tits off by now!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Aww bless you!
Maybe you should just watch some good films and relax. :)

*hides tits just in case*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Give us yer tits
and a film, please :(
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Like I've not heard that before.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

:/
I haven't.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

You're still young.
I've been round the block a bit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Can't wait
Sounds awesome. I'll ask my man to demand tits and films later. He might get a pole up his arse though depending on how the mood takes me. I love the excuse of being un-predictable.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I wish I could be un-predictable.
It sounds heaps of fun.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

unfortunately
my excuse for being un-predictable also involves not being able to drink, having to give up smoking and generally being a boring arsehole. So either get up the duff, or feign some mental illness (which is the same thing, really) and you'll get away with it.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

It's all very serious, bgb.
What should we say to all these cunts and whiners?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I think we should all have a big love-in and have multi-coloured children by the score.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I'll go for that

(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

WoaH
I broke b3ta! Why has it put my message twice, and only with the title once?!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I'll go for that
One of my friends is having twins with her extremely black husband and I can't wait to see what "colour" they are. She's blonde, almost white. That IS going to be the highlight of my life if she gets one of each.....

EDIT: Almost white blonde I mean. I am a big spaz.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

does she love the big black bone?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

As much as you do
I'll betcha
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

damn
if it wasn't for you pesky kids
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I know.
I havent been around for a few weeks, and it has all gone less fluffeh. Come on guys pull it together.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

*hugs*
*proffers cake*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Aww, fanks.
I shall have it with my tea...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

*turns a blind eye*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

*punches cake out of your hand*
DEATH TO FLUFF!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

*tickles under chin*

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*slams cake in face*
blimey, look what this place has done to me.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

GRRRR
NO FLUFFEH! DENIER YOU BE!!!

*holds up fists in oldy boxing kinda way*
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You've never been fluffeh!
All it takes is a few well placed remarks about Cliff and you'll be raging!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Shhh!
You will blow my fluffeh status on here!!!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Ha!
You Cliff lover you.

Just wait and see how the tide turns against you after you post 'Wired for Sound'

Then we'll see who's fluffeh!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

It's your fault though BGB
You used to start the sexy talk, and then you refused to do it, and so they've resorted to fighting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I know and I'm sorry.
I just can't keep being sexy all the time and not get any.

I don't think I can even remember what goes where.


Edit - besides, I think people where starting to think I was sex mad in RL.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Fair dooz
But you have to accept you've had a hand in this. Ew.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I missed the drama
Because I was having a life outside of the internet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Lies!
Lies I tell thee
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Oh, alright, I admit it
I pretended I was going out and just watched porn all night.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Life outside of the internet is not all it's cracked up to be.
At least on here you don't have to buy christmas pressies for everyone.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

But I got you in the Secret Santa draw
Shall I return these Joy Division oven gloves to the shop?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Bugger!
I need new oven gloves as well.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Shot yourself in the foot there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

They're not difficult to miss.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I WANT JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES!!!
Do they play music? Do they they have pretty pictures of Ian Curtis etc? I WANT JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Consider it done
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLd_IHqfxEE

There you go.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

That's no good!
I'm at work and its one of the 'blocked' sites :0(

Describe them to me. Are they warm and toasty? Soft and velvety? do they offer adequate protection or are they uber special?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

They can stand anything

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I hate you
That's why I wasn't at the bash on Friday - nothing at all to do with mental friends :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)