So what you're saying
Is that I can't kill people to feed to him?

Well this is just fucking marvellous.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yup
Just in small pieces.

If you wanted something to eat that much meat, you should have got one of the monitor lizards, or a pig. :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Or a stinky stinky ferret ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Hey ferrets aren't stinky.
And mine wouldn't hurt a fly. They may eat the occasional passing fox though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Coughbullshitcough
They REEK. I've met some very sweet lovely ones and some utter shits in the last few months and while I like them well enough, I could never own one. Gorgeous polecat in last week to be castrated, the smell lingered for hours after he'd left.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)