The English
I'm always disturbed when I go home to England for a few days. We are one fucking ugly race.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Speak for yourself
I'm gorgeous
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

As am I
I stand out like a foreign beacon when I go home. Or something equally french and smug.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I'd have to agree with what you said
on the few occasions I've entered an ASDA, I've thought 'Fucking hell, there are alot of refugees from Beautopia in this place'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

"beautopia"
I like it.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I was the founder of that great nation
but left when they elected Chad Michael Murray as prime minister.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

wasn't he made of dough?
oh hang on, that was Chad Corey Dillon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

*looks up Chad Michael Murray*
He's smug-looking to say the least.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

He's a stare-y eyed twonk

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

sorry to reply to you
but that's a superb turn of phrase
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Please
give me carte blanche to just say what I want, get it all out, off my chest, and then we'll be able to get on with our lives and forget the whole thing?

EDIT Sometimes, if you can't laugh at the horrifying, harrowing things in life, you'll go mad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

You have to learn self control at some time in your life.
Now is as good a time as any.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Shan't

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Then how will you teach it to your daughter?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Wrap masking tape round my hands
dip them in broken glass and give her a thump if she ever turns out like me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)