That's it, it's out of my system now
unless I think of any more, but that's not likely
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Don't pull funny faces at me
Say your goodbyes now, I won't be around for long
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

*whistles the funeral march*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I just automatically assumed that you mean the imperial march
from star wars...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

*storms in, hands on hips*
Look at the state of this place, you lot tidy up, I'm off for a brew
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

damn it
get out of my head - i did the exact same thing

(i whistled it rather slowly and somberly though)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'd be quite happy to receive the banning
but the guy could just click ignore if he wants to.

I'd go for banning though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Your delusions of self-importance
make me feel almost sorry for you.

These particular posts don't even have any comical merit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I thought of them the first time I upset you
and they made me laugh back then, now I guess the moment has gone.

EDIT AIDs

DOUBLE EDIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yC7HwPh6Es
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Now that's actually funny, unlike you
I appreciate that we don't know each other, but for crying out loud man, do you not see that this is a pretty upsetting subject for me - can you really not just let it be, for fuck's sake?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ooops, accidentally hit return there before I'd finished typing
Part of me honestly thought that there is absolutely no way that somebody would seriously post about their sister's HIV on B3ta, I thought you could have been trying to set up a joke of your own, or you could have been making it up for attention-seeking, aspergers purposes.

I see now that it isn't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

for the last time (please God)
1. I AM NOT JOKING
2. IT'S NOT FUNNY
3. PLEASE STOP IT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm clicking ignore now, one of us has to
it's for the best
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)