One of my colleagues is wearing a necklace that looks exactly like it is made of liquorice Allsorts
admittedly the colours match her clothes, but still, it's quite strange
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:04, 128 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe she has no money to spend on accessories
Tomorrow she might have an anklet made of Flumps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

that would be excellent
we can but hope
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

And a bangle made from Spangles

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Skill

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

You know it!
I got da skillz
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

And a labial piercing
made of Belgian chocolate.

Wait, have I taken that too far?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Haha!
not likely
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

It would just melt
And it would look like poo had come out of her fuff
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Fuff?
It's foof, as in delicate little foofie
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Kind of
It's more a cross between foo foo and muff.
Muffs aren't delicate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Nope
But it's certainly not practical.

"Are they skids marks or has your clit-ring melted?"

I don't think I'd take the chance to find out!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

One of my colleagues is wearing a necklace that looks exactly like it is made of liquorice Allsorts
admittedly the colours match her clothes, but still, it's quite strange
AIDs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You can actually buy
necklaces and charm bracelets that have sweets which have been covered in some sort of varnish attached to them... very weird and a waste of perfectly good sweets if you ask me.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I like the ones you can actually eat
The watches aren't very reliable though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Indeed
I ate one of them the other night, it was yummy! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Our vending machine at work does those big packs of haribo for 60p.
I'm not going to get any though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

60p?
That's a bargain, you should buy them simply because they are cheap!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

this is not a sensible economic policy
I have to explain that to my gf on a regular basis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I'm not going to buy them purely to annoy you.
You can sit there without haribo knowing there are unloved and uneaten haribo just down the office from me and you'll break down into tears at your desk.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

My mum's got a necklace like that.
What are you trying to say?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

that she has a strange necklace

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

*gazzes the mods*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

you are such a bully
I can't believe you have made such a personal attack
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

It's because I consider you weak and or a victim.
That's what this whole things about it's got nothing to do with anything else.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

your motives were clear
you are a predator and get your rocks off from belittling the vulnerable and those weaker than yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

The film predator scared me, I can't believe you've brought it up when you KNOW everything about my PERSONAL life.
*gazzes the mods*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I can't believe you've brought up personal lives
when you know full well that I don't have one

*gazzes mods*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Wait a sec.....hold on a minuite....
* Puts on my medievil chainmail armour, made out of plastic from Toys'r'us *

HELLO THERE, FEMALE USER, I SHALL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR TO THE DEATH, AND THEN WE SHALL DINE ON...ON....ONLINE

* Takes a deep breath with inhailor *

TO THE MODS ! CHAAARGE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

confused the hell out of me there
had no idea who you were.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Hah, I've had a change of name again.
I do hope you don't mind, I mean, if you're having a hard time of it lately, I could change it back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I'm feeling a little upset about it
I might have a bit of a cry to a mod, nothing to worry about, just need someone to put my back, stroke my hair and tell me it'll be ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Oh moi pure baybii ! wuts rong hunnie?
/ac

What you're feeling is only natural, we were stable before and change can upset that. Like holding onto a rock in the middle of the sea and that rock falling into the deep dark depths.

But, if you let me, I can be that rock, and restore it, and then you'll be stable once again. I'm not sayin' it'll be easy, I'm not sayin' it'll be quick, but it'll come eventualy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

t
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

subject to this alteration
I accept your proposal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I'm never going to find the right 't' to cross out.
Please, Kindly request you stop your bullying of my legaly reigstared mental disorder (dyslexia).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

"it'll come"
to "I'll come"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Ahh, cool, fair enough.
I want you to know, personaly, I'm feeling amused by that strikethrough. I do hope that was your intention.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I believe he was crossing off the t in "it'll come eventually"
thus making it "I'll come eventually" which refers to ejaculation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

He needn't have bothered anyway
I'd already gazzed the mods on his behalf. I could sense his tears forming in the corners of his eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Are you saying Vipros is weak?
And he cries? Like a big girlie girl? Awful! Shocking!

*gazes the mods*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Are you being mean to Roo-oo-oo-ta?
How dare you!

*gazzes the mods*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Thanks, Flimz n' da Hood
You needn't have. But i'm glad you did.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I got your back
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Thanks homes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Check you facts bubblecunt!
I wasn't attacking Roota, I was defending Vipros and I'm hurt by your accusations!

*gazzes the mods*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

You were defending Vipros
and I'm hurt that you didn't let him defend himself, so you attacked Roota and now you're attacking meeeeee!

*gazzes the mods - HARD*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I was actually implying that Chompy was weak
So weak that I had to gaz the mods on his behalf.
But while I'm here I may as well call Vipros a flid and get myself banned
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

OMG!
I soooooooo can't believe you said that!

*gazzes the mods*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

STOP TRYING TO CONTROL OT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR HOOD!!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I wish I could see the mods inbox, just for a few minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It would say things like
"Look, go there now! He's doing it againnnnn! You'll see if you lookkkkk!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Subject: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

it lies in ashes :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It was shit anyway
And nobody cared.

Like my life :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

If that's the case...
Maybe you should erm...
No, nothing, it doesn't matter.
I wasn't suggesting you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Go to McDonalds?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

That's it, yeah
Reeeeal friendly, like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Stop shouting at me!
I'm sensitive :0(

Won't someone defend me? Please?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

no

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Awww
See now I feel bad... you made me feel bad

*gazzes mods*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I can't defend you because I am you
We're only allowed to go to the mods on behalf of others.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

*whistles*

*looks down at shoes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Please?
*puppy eyes*sad face*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

If(profile=male, ignore, gaz mods)

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

If(profile=female, pander, POIDH, gaz mods)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

if(profile=female,pander(if(pander,success,gaz cock,gaz mods)),gaz mods)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

*nods*
I Like This
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*prepares to gaz picture of cock*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Ace
Then I can play B3ta Cock Top Trumps! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Have you got a pack of 52 yet?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Close enough
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)

what about the jokers?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Hmmm...
that's a toughie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

you looking at the picture of mine?
oh...I see
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Hahaha
You nutter!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)

nutter?
uncalled for!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)

:-P
Go on ban me, I dare ya!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

maybe I will
then you'd be sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Meh
Not really, I'd probably get more work done and see less cock! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

pah
being married to DiT you'd be hard pressed to see less cock!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)

it should be pander=success not pander,success but I get your point.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

yeah, I realised that afterwards
thanks for your understanding in these difficult times
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

patronising response
+2 mod gazzes.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I have a necklace that looks like gobstoppers
When I wore it out people kept biting it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

necklace nipples
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Oooh, you like biting nipples, don't you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

That would be Jelly Tots!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

What colour are YOUR nipples?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Pale pink mostly
But a more vibrant shade when I'm aroused.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It was more "surely not jelly tot coloured"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

There are pink or red Tots aren't there?
I was thinking more about the shape anyway.
*Does not have green nipps. Honest*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Or Haribo fried eggs?
More a circle with a nub in the centre. Not saying irregular and yellow and white...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

No. My nipples have a very small diameter, but they stick out like footy studs
So the Haribo eggs would not be accurate in their depiction.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Very few b3tans shall know what my nipples look like.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I think you've given the game away anyway
Just like I did by identifying with Jelly Tots ; )
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

They're not like Fried Eggs REALLY
That's more stereotypical nipples innit?

They're nothing special.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

All nipples are special!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I quite like boys' nipples
My ex has a lovely chest. Made all the nicer by his lovely nipples.


I love skinny guys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I love men's nipples
They're tiny!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

naa, they're shit
well, mine are anyway. have never found anything arousing about my own being licked or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I think they're ace
They're tiny and hard, like little ballbearings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

little ballbearings
Psychochomp's penis when he gazzes a lady
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

That's it, I'm never going to gaz you a cock pic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

dont have macro on your camera?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

And not that sensitive, admittedly.
I guess there's other areas to concentrate on. Like earlobes. Yes earlobes. It is entirely possible to get lovebites on your earlobes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Haha no way!
I prefer biting nipples to doing ear stuff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

No, it's ALL about ear stuff.
In my opinion :)

I love how I got more action in Manchester in 4 days than I have in 6 weeks in London :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

It's filthy up north
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Either that
or much drunker.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Hoorah for nipples!
Mine have metal in them.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I can't imagine you not being aroused : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Fair comment!
I'm not rampant though. I only see mi hombre about once a month and I'm a nun inbetween visits.
(A nun with busy fingers.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Gusset Typing - FTW
How many wpm can you manage?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)