In other news,
I'm going to a night at a bar tomorrow called BoHo, it's the opening night. This is how it's described:
"Our aim is simple....

To practice an unconventional lifestyle in the company of like-minded people involving Musical, Artistic or Literary pursuits in a place where we can behave unconventionally, cheaply."

what the hell am I meant to expect from that?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:14, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

swinging
with people with lots of body hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

It'll be a fairly young crowd, the "alternative" scene in Milton keynes is pretty exclusivly early 20's

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Let's just say
you may have to hand over the Waki Crown by the end of the night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

well, at least they will be young and unshaved
are you going to be able to go to a swingers event on your own?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I'm going with some mates,
I'm not going to be swinging.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

haha
is that a joke?
( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Nope, well maybe, I think they're being overly pretentious.
They then go on to say shots for £1 etc so I don't think there'll be much poetry readings etc.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

oh, from the blurb there it sounded like the a scene from nathan barley

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I have a feeling it'll be a bit barley like.
Oh well I'll just get hammered and talk shit to people.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

usually a good plan

( well, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

secondary objective is to avoid people with cameras.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

always wise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Nathan Barley
is a straight up documentary about my neighbourhood - it's barely exaggerated and in some cases, the characters are LESS twatty than the people I see daily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Crap local bands
cheap beer, lads mags and strippers perhaps?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I doubt there'll be strippers, but fingers crossed!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Sounds wanky

and not in the good way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I hope it's good though.
We'll see, I'm sure I'll tell you all about it afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Berets, lots and lots of berets

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I quite like berets on women,
men who wear berets can fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Sometimes
I like to walk around the Tate Modern in a beret and talk utter, utter bollocks about modern art. If done correctly you can actually make people think you know what you're talking about! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I dated a girl who studied art history,
I can rattle off enought crap to get through a gallery opening. You feel slightly dead inside afterwards though.

Most actual artists talk about technique rather than metaphor and that's more interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I studied
Art History, Art & Design and Graphic Design... I'm still not really sure what Tracey Emin is up to... well other than having a period and calling it art.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)