Can't you just find someone else to play hide the sausage with instead of the nutter?

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:13, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

No
I have a 22 year old Polish girl whom I could boff without any trouble, but I think she might be even more mental than the other one. She punched another girl in the face at work.

HANG ON!! WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I love how you 'have'
a 22 year old Polish girl... do you have her 'Fritzled' in cellar?

Did you order her on the internet?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I meant 'on reserve' or 'on the back burner'
I realise this makes me come across as a terrible cad, but it's not quite like that. I've never led her on, but she has been quite literally begging for it for some time now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

no need to explain
although it is a shame to keep the young maiden in a state of quivering anticipation
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)