I prefer the one where the girl changes her status to "single"
Some twat is all "Ooh, on the market, eh? Let me take you out for some loving" *slobber slobber*


Turns out her boyfriend had been hit by a bus 3 months ago and she only just got round to taking her status off.

Ouch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The obvious solution to all these things
is to set your privacy settings to high. Why the fuck would anyone let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the world see what they are up to?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

That was the worst punchline I've ever read, I hardly laughed at all
and I read my own posts all the time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Oh, it's not a joke, it was a lamebook post
I'll see if I can find it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

*hits with a bus*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

hits slaps

bus cock right in the face
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Not my own cock, mind
I keep a spare lying about for emergencies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)