I know this isn't links and all
But this pic off Lamebook made me both laugh out loud and then feel really bad.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:05, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to say 'Links please'
but I read it and I went all 'awwww....'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:07, Reply)

read it and I went all 'awwww....'" really love your cock and couldn't say a nasty thing about you EVAH!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Well that's a given

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I like the idea that when people die
they look down from heaven with da angles and read Facebook status updates.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

When I die
I'm going to haunt your keyboard and put rude words in all your status updates.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

words things status updates bottom, while captain V watches
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Sounds fun.
Do we have to wait 'til I'm dead?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)

We're holding out until then
because we're hoping your muscles will contract with your passing, otherwise it'll be like the old adage 'pushing a needle up the dartford tunnel'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I liked this
when it posted a couple of days ago too!!!!111!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

on here or on lamebook?
I'm going to try the Needoo Grill tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Here I'm afraid
Very pleased you are going to Needoo. The dry meat is apparently up there with Tayyab's - the lamb chops less so. I think there's an aubergine dish worth having, too.

I'm keen to hear your review.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I prefer the one where the girl changes her status to "single"
Some twat is all "Ooh, on the market, eh? Let me take you out for some loving" *slobber slobber*


Turns out her boyfriend had been hit by a bus 3 months ago and she only just got round to taking her status off.

Ouch.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

The obvious solution to all these things
is to set your privacy settings to high. Why the fuck would anyone let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the world see what they are up to?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

That was the worst punchline I've ever read, I hardly laughed at all
and I read my own posts all the time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Oh, it's not a joke, it was a lamebook post
I'll see if I can find it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

*hits with a bus*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

hits slaps

bus cock right in the face
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Not my own cock, mind
I keep a spare lying about for emergencies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:20, Reply)