No she got you them
because she's slightly retarded and on her day trip to the supermarket they were the only thing in the reject bin that her pocket money could buy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I hope your future wife
has relations with a horse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Your current mrs already has the tail of a horse
and you have the teeth of a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

3/10 Poor effort
It's not a real tail, it's one of them fluffy butt plugs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)