For the first time
since the introduction of the Popular page, I'm not on it.

For the first few days I had no less than three posts on there at a time. Either I'm not as amusing as I was last week, or you're all bastards.

YOU BASTARDS
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:14, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or both even
Yay, it's the weekend. And I've finished feuding with my sister.
( djtrialprice, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Oh you fucking relevant to the QOTW bastard

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

he bumped up your replies
be nice
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

But I want a 'click'
just one would do
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a click
I've done lots of accidental clicks though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*clicks*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Ta
I don't think we have away of knowing do we?
Maybe I have had clicks and been unaware.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I think it only takes about one click
to appear at the bottom of the popular page
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

You're on the poopular page now! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

We all are
we're special
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

*click*
There now shut your trap!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Hahahaha
You mug!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

You
...kettle?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Pffft
can't believe it actually worked. I clicked your QOTW post earlier, you're just about the only person who posts there that I read anymore
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Awww
Cheers m'dears... it wasn't one of my best but I haven't posted in a while and I had a little bit of time on my hands today.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

She can't be a mug
She said "Shut your trap" and that makes her cooler than the Fonz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Aeeeeeeeeee
*does the thumbs thing*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

*click for Fonzarelli*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Right I'm off home
t'rah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

HOMETIME!
By Bert! By everybody!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

You get a click
Monkeys should always be happy, particularly monkeys who like sex. I hope it puts a smile on your face... then I had a look to see if it had put you there, and I notice I'm there! I am now smug.

More clicks to put Bert up top and make him split in half from grinning. Then we can bbq the remains.
(stimpy, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Whoa I just read that Popular page for the first time
I've come to the conclusion that everybody's a cunt
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Shut up,
I'm definatly right and mature but mostly right in those posts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)

You need to be far more smutty
in fact depraived and peverse to the point of being a bit scary. A bit like SpankyHanky.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)