I've never got into Heroes.
In light of Belle de Jour outing herself today I was considering Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Had to google that
Dr Magnanti said she decided to work for a high-end escort agency because she was running out of money while completing her thesis at Sheffield University in 2003.

When it got to the stage that she could not afford her rent, she asked herself: "What can I do that I can start doing straightaway, that doesn’t require a great deal of training or investment to get started, that’s cash in hand and that leaves me spare time to do my work in?"

The answer came in the form of charging £300 an hour as a prostitute for the next 14 months.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I'd plump for selling things I didn't need first, personally.
Or else my original cunning plan of cleverly photoshopped n00dz to be sold to people too computer-illiterate to find pr0n online.

It also tickled me that one article described her true self as something out of XKCD.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)