Any plans for this evening?
me personally, I will be watching films and eating tic tacs
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:07, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Doing washing, working out if I'm well enough to go to work tomorrow or not
and probably a film or two.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Crack a bottle of wine and catch up on Heroes
I'm about 6 episodes behind. Dunno how many I'll end up watching though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I've never got into Heroes.
In light of Belle de Jour outing herself today I was considering Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Had to google that
Dr Magnanti said she decided to work for a high-end escort agency because she was running out of money while completing her thesis at Sheffield University in 2003.

When it got to the stage that she could not afford her rent, she asked herself: "What can I do that I can start doing straightaway, that doesn’t require a great deal of training or investment to get started, that’s cash in hand and that leaves me spare time to do my work in?"

The answer came in the form of charging £300 an hour as a prostitute for the next 14 months.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I'd plump for selling things I didn't need first, personally.
Or else my original cunning plan of cleverly photoshopped n00dz to be sold to people too computer-illiterate to find pr0n online.

It also tickled me that one article described her true self as something out of XKCD.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Sounds wild, be careful you don't burn yourself out.

I couldn't stand the fast pace you live. I'm on my way to a conference in New Orleans right now (posting from the Atlanta airport) where I plan to spend some quiet time at the various churches the city is so famous for.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

After a leisurely supper of beef bourginon, potatoes gratin dauphinoise, seasonal vegetables and a vat of red wine
I will enjoy half an hour in my nitrous oxide tank, then change into leathers and run through the street blasting out "Hotshot city" by David Hasslehoff through a giant boom-box, while punching the air and any passing pedestrians. I will then hook up with Greasy Rob the bent copper and power slide round every roundabout in the West Midlands with the sirens and flashing lights on, whooping ecstatically, trousers round our ankles while specially trained police dogs fellate us. We'll probably end up in the local Asda car park, selling bags of deadly nightshade to the local chavs for £20 each. Then a marathon session with my number one bird, the Famous Grouse, before collapsing onto a blood-stained mattress weeping for Diana, princess of our hearts forever.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

BUT U DUN NEED 2 WEEP
SHE IZ WIV DA ANGLES AND BABBY P AND JADE NOW
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

her pubes are in my wallet

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Chuck 'em on ebay, you'd make a bomb.

( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Never!

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Actually, this is not a bad idea
"Princess Di's pubes" with no reserve and a suitable disclaimer in very small print.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:49, Reply)

And a few RIP blinky gifs in the item description.
You could make a fortune from some oversentimental mug souvenir collector.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 17:55, Reply)