I think I'm loosing my libido.
I didn't feel the need to fwap once this weekend.

*waves goodbye to sexual self*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*wears white rose and black tie*
*mourns*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

It is a shame.
I thought there was so much jiggy left inside me : (

I'll never know what it's like to fuck standing on my head.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I'd guess
it might be quite uncomfortable.

Could be interesting to try sometime though...

*makes note to self*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I've done it with someone else standing on my head
Daddy liked it rough
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

The girls in the porn films make it look so easy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

That's because they're all former gymnasts and acrobats
they become so disillusioned by the fact that their careers are over by the time they hit 18 that they see porn as their only viable option.

Real people can't do the pneumatic drill position, it wears holes in the bedroom carpet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)