this is the attitude we like
my mrs came over all insensible when Gerard Butler was on Johnathon Ross the other day.

at least they can grow a good beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wait til she sees the trailer for his new film. He looks and speaks like a mong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

We're giving away free tickets to see it
at my work, want some?

It's probably a guarantee that the film is shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Thanks, but no
No time for films that look that rubbish and have no redeeming qualities.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

It's FREE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Time is not free

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Yet you'd sit through all 3 LotR films in a row
wouldn't you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Not right now no. Another time, sure

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*shuffles papers*
*cut to end credits*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

what is his new film?
I saw a trailer for it, but instantly wiped it from memory
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Ah see again
I don't get it with Gerard Butler?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Me either. Never did, probably never will.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Jolly good
I'm glad its not just me!

Have you seen the trailer for Legion? It looks ace and Paul Bettany is all yummy-looking?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

you're married to DiT
so your taste is a bit suspect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Hehe
DiT is a hottie you mad man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

*sadly shakes head*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

OOh I haven't. Just been watching a two car pile-up outside my flat. I'll find legion now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Scary stuff!!
Its ace, as is The Book of Eli... if you haven't seen the trailer for that either! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Gary Oldman and Malcolm McDowell...can't really go wrong there
Haaaa, they're still shouting at each other as to who's fault it was. The fact that I heard his breaks screech for a good 2-3 seconds before the crunch indicates to me that it was his fault.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Haha
Bloody losers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

That looks like an awesome film.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I am very excited about it!!
I bloody love Denzel! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Surely everyone loves Denzel
I can't think of a bad film I've seen with Denzel in. I would like to add that I haven't seen the remake of Pelham 123, and I'm going to keep it that way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

See I think even that
could be good. :)

Favourite Denzel films include John Q and Man on Fire!

EDIT: Ooooh ooooh and The Hurricane!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

And Fallen

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Ooooh yeah
that is a wicked film... I need that on DVD actually!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I have it somewhere. It's fantastic for the one scene where he passes through everyone
Like high speed diarrhoea
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Hehe
I never thought of it like that... I won't be able to watch that film again in the same way now! Haha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I hadn't until just now
zings
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Hurrah, it's got Lucas Black in it
Paul Bettany is a bit hit and miss for me. I thought he was good in The secret life of bees, but he was the only really redeeming quality of that film.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Hmmm
I haven't seen that film...

Paul Bettany's redeeming feature is that he tends to get his bum out in most films! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

It's really rather rubbish. It was trying to be a Fried green tomatoes female empowerment film with black people
but it failed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Needs MOAR OPRAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Ah I see
I'm not a fan of 'female empowerment' films... I find them to be a bit wanky. The closest I'd get to that sort of thing is The First Wives Club! Haha

There is a film out soon called 'Precious' which looks like it might fall under that sort of category!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I dispise female empowerment films. If you have to look to a film to see where your own life is going wrong then there's really something seriously wrong
Haaaaa, I just looked up Precious. I think the tagline alone is enough for me:
Life is hard. Life is short. Life is painful. Life is rich. Life is....Precious.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Exactly
Hahaha I hadn't seen the tagline... that's brilliant!

It really is a highly depressing trailer too.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I couldn't bring myself to watch the trailer
Just reading the synopsis on IMDB was enough.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Actually don't watch the trailer
You'll never get that 5 minutes back, its not worth it I tells ya!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)