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I'm not sure this is worthy of it's own thread, but since I've never cared for such sensibilities beforeAccording to the Telegraph, these are Hollywood's hottest leading men
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/heartthrobs-hollywoods-leading-leading-men-1820964.html?action=Popup&ino=1
Erm...I think they forgot add a disclaimer that they may not all be old enough to shave.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:17,
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They're all younger than me becky,thanks a lot for making me feel old.
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I was thinking the same(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:26,
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I would hardly call many of them heart throbs.However Emille Hirsch is alright and I really really love Michael Cera.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:23,
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I feel very confusedThey're all about 10... Sod that...
*googles Hugh Jackman*
Ahhhhhh
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HeheYou should have, I think Al might be more excited than I am! :D
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Oi uglydid you text me something about tennis yesterday?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30,
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Of course I fucking didn'twhy would I pollute my phone by sending messages to a stupid cunt like you.
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Too harsh:'C
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:34,
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Because I don't have them in my pocketsunlike some people...
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:36,
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Hey mr!We're still packing at the moment, the move isn't until this weekend. :)
We've packed most stuff, I've managed to leave the worst until last... my wardrobe... I have too many clothes!! :(
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I need to throw out a bunch of clothes,I don't need 6 pairs of jeans, especially if some have holes in.
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I too have this problemI usually use the excuse that they'll be 'painting clothes'... but I don't tend to make a mess when I paint, so its sort of pointless me having them... *grumbles*
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Fling anything you don't want out the window and tell yourself that you're doing your bit for charityThe crazies of Leytonstone will appreciate it since they wont have to walk as far to raid the charity bins outside Oxfam.
Winwin
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:32,
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HeheThat does seem to be the Leytonstone way, although people tend to leave their random clothes outside the station... maybe I should join in!?
My issue is I have a lot of good stuff, but I just don't wear it... perhaps I should throw one of those clothes swap parties... at least that way I might get something back!?
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HahahaI know I am a rare breed... a woman that likes clothes and shoes... whatever next!!
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A french man who likes cheese?A guy who likes boobs?
A scouser who likes stealing?
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I have no cock to block withsadfaces
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:47,
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Waste perfectly good sausagemeat. Are you fucking crazy?If it was offal it'd be ok, but sausagemeat? Pfft
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:49,
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I don't know,I try to help, with excellent advice. You lot just ignore it.
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After it's been in a condomYeah, that's likely
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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You could do what a friend of mine did. Take a photo of yourself in every single outfit that you wear, print out the pictures and stick them on the inside of the wardrobethat way you'll waste at least 3 hours, go hoarse from screaming OMGIDIDN'TKNOWISTILLHADTHISOMGZ and you'll know exactly what still fits and what can be chucked. AND you'll never need to worry about finding something that goes with something else because you'll have pictorial evidence already.
until you go shopping again ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:39,
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Thatis a bloody good idea!! I have a polaroid camera and EVERYTHING! I am soooo doing this! :)
I do worry about being too organised with my clothes etc, my sister for example has colour-coded her wardrobe and all her bags are kept within bags... I don't ever want to be like that!! :S
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A colour-coded wardrobe? OMG that's scaryI've been known to do similar with my dvds, but never with clothes. I do dress like a total scruff though, so it's hardly surprising :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:45,
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Hehe exactly!I have also been known to organise my DVDs by genre! Hehe
I don't think you dress like a scruff, you always look nice whenever I see you! :)
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Haaaaa, you're far too kindI've got at least one more year of being a student, so scruffy is the way forward for me until I graduate :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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Wookiee and I were trapped in Leytonstone in the early hours of Sunday morning.It was a bit grim :(
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:41,
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It is grimYou should have called DiT, we could have given you safe passage through the stabbies and the crackheads
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Well, it was about 1am. We chanced the night bus instead and made it to our homes alive.(
thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:44,
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this is the attitude we likemy mrs came over all insensible when Gerard Butler was on Johnathon Ross the other day.
at least they can grow a good beard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:28,
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Wait til she sees the trailer for his new film. He looks and speaks like a mong(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30,
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We're giving away free tickets to see itat my work, want some?
It's probably a guarantee that the film is shit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:31,
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Thanks, but noNo time for films that look that rubbish and have no redeeming qualities.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:34,
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Yet you'd sit through all 3 LotR films in a rowwouldn't you?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:46,
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Not right now no. Another time, sure(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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*shuffles papers**cut to end credits*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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what is his new film?I saw a trailer for it, but instantly wiped it from memory
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:40,
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Me either. Never did, probably never will.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:32,
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Jolly goodI'm glad its not just me!
Have you seen the trailer for Legion? It looks ace and Paul Bettany is all yummy-looking?
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you're married to DiTso your taste is a bit suspect.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:43,
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*sadly shakes head*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:54,
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OOh I haven't. Just been watching a two car pile-up outside my flat. I'll find legion now(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:46,
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Scary stuff!!Its ace, as is The Book of Eli... if you haven't seen the trailer for that either! :D
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Gary Oldman and Malcolm McDowell...can't really go wrong thereHaaaa, they're still shouting at each other as to who's fault it was. The fact that I heard his breaks screech for a good 2-3 seconds before the crunch indicates to me that it was his fault.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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Surely everyone loves DenzelI can't think of a bad film I've seen with Denzel in. I would like to add that I haven't seen the remake of Pelham 123, and I'm going to keep it that way.
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See I think even thatcould be good. :)
Favourite Denzel films include John Q and Man on Fire!
EDIT: Ooooh ooooh and The Hurricane!!
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I have it somewhere. It's fantastic for the one scene where he passes through everyoneLike high speed diarrhoea
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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HeheI never thought of it like that... I won't be able to watch that film again in the same way now! Haha
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Hurrah, it's got Lucas Black in itPaul Bettany is a bit hit and miss for me. I thought he was good in The secret life of bees, but he was the only really redeeming quality of that film.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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HmmmI haven't seen that film...
Paul Bettany's redeeming feature is that he tends to get his bum out in most films! :D
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It's really rather rubbish. It was trying to be a Fried green tomatoes female empowerment film with black peoplebut it failed
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Ah I seeI'm not a fan of 'female empowerment' films... I find them to be a bit wanky. The closest I'd get to that sort of thing is The First Wives Club! Haha
There is a film out soon called 'Precious' which looks like it might fall under that sort of category!
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I dispise female empowerment films. If you have to look to a film to see where your own life is going wrong then there's really something seriously wrongHaaaaa, I just looked up Precious. I think the tagline alone is enough for me:
Life is hard. Life is short. Life is painful. Life is rich. Life is....Precious.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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ExactlyHahaha I hadn't seen the tagline... that's brilliant!
It really is a highly depressing trailer too.
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I couldn't bring myself to watch the trailerJust reading the synopsis on IMDB was enough.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31,
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Actually don't watch the trailerYou'll never get that 5 minutes back, its not worth it I tells ya!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30,
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No. 8 looks like you on a good day(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:30,
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HahaIt's funny because you've had me
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:32,
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It's funny because I've been trying to forget about it ever since, only you keep goading me(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:33,
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I'm not goading youchillax, man
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:34,
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My daughter loves himand he's starting to grow on me too
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:32,
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I sure doand his plastic, orange, Ken-from-Barbie face
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:37,
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Can any of them play that Wonderwall song on the guitar? I like that one.(
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What? No Mario López?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:43,
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Saved by the Bell!...der-ner-ner think I'll never make it on time, so I give myself a look and I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by
It's aaalright, cos I'm saved by the bell. Screech was great. And Zack. And Elisabeth Whatsherface
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:47,
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Why aren't there any black men on that list?There must be a huge mistake because Will Smith isn't on there.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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Will Smith is about the only black guy I've ever had the horn for.Him and Andi Peters.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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and Shadow from Gladiators(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:53,
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+as the donkey from Shrek(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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Andi Peters is a massive benderyou can tell by the i and his campness
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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Dispite the fact that he can't spell his name, he's quite the cook.I think he won Celeb Master Chef.
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He's too oldGotta be pre-pubescent to be on the list it would seem
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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To be fair, if you're in your mid 30s, you wouldn't be using the word 'heart-throb' to describe some bloke.You'll probably be using the word of your day, "Gosh darn it, jee weepers, what a swell dreamboat".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:02,
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The word of the day in 1950s America, you mean?Also, are you suggesting Becky is in her mid-thirties?
*waits for death punch*
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:06,
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He was talking about her number of sexual conquestsBANNED
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:09,
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I was kidding, lighten up(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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Oh I have treaclechops, don't you worry :)Biscuit?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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What kind of biscuit?*sniffs*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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Whut whut whut?I haven't even hit early 30s yet. Let alone mid thirties you 'orrible lot
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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I wasn't being horrible.But I was hoping Gonz was so he could get punched in the face.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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I couldn't do it. I just couldn't(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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Yeah' clendrix, I told you she hasn't hit late 30s yet.ssss(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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She hasn't hit you yet, either.But that could change.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:15,
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She's hit on me before.I imagine it's quite a similar experiance.
Disclaimer: I was jokin about her hitting on me, should you be a white knight in shining armer, please don't call in the mods.
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They're all vile!They've all got weird deformed faces.
I think 3 and 4 are the same person.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:42,
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I reckon some of themhave had the odd Y chromosome between them
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