Hey Spotties.
Your and my own favourite, JMG is taking time out from more popular internet to say hello to you underlings here on /QFTW.
What would you like to discuss?

No fat topics, showing off or misery.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:09, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Zombies?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

That's a bit of a nerdy subject, lately..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

True, but it's probably the best you can expect.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

do you live in a dustbin by any chance?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'm wearing Oscar the Grouch pants today

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

You cool
dude
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

AND
Superman socks, AND a Dangermouse T shirt. I'm the king of everything today
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I bet he throws a tantrum and refuses to go to work unless his girlfriend has cleaned them for him on a monday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

She doesn't live with me :C
Most of the time I'm mocking you for living alone, I list stuff I do myself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I don't live alone though,
but I will be from January.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

You know what I mean
you girlfriendless wonder
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

It truely is a wonder I'm single.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'll be your girlfriend if you like
I can provide references
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I don't think I'd be able to satisfy your need for attention.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

attention Cock!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

No one can satisfy your need for cock.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I'd give it a go

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

It would only take one cock. : (
Just one little cock to call my own.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I don't have any pants with stuff on them
most interesting are two tone CK ones

should I rectify this?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

No, you're not a child.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

JEALOUS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

this is very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I think everyone should have
at least one pair of cartoon-styleee pants! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Don't tell me what to do!
THIS ISN'T NAZI GERMANY!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Doo doo doo doo
*twiglet zones*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Twiglet zones?
Pffft, you food-obsessed nutter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Indeed
Didn't they do a series of adverts years and years ago with Twiglets and call it the 'Twiglet Zone'?

I could totally be imagining this
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I think it was just in your brain, sorry

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Damn!
Are you sure... I'm going to Google it later just in case!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I googled and Youtube'd
found nothing, your brain is a liar
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Ha.
www.awholelotofcrunch.com/2007/10/the-twiglet-zon.html

You liar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

That Colgate advert ROCKED

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Hehe
I'm sure adverts used to be a lot better than they are now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

they used to be less annoying I'm sure
there are some gems these days though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I don't think so
You can't beat the old Peperami adverts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Exactly
I also really liked the softmints adverts...

Mr Soooooooft
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Why is this world in which you're living so strange?
Can we go somewhere else now? I don't want people thinking JMG is popular
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Oh alright
*wanders off*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Isn't it
Oh shit... I thought that was the Luftwaffe overhead... turns out it was just a big pigeon.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Shit I'm out then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Dear JMG
What's your favourite insult? I'd like to be able to insult people just like you.

Lots of love
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I wouldn't say I have a favourite.
If I had to pick a type. I'd say I like making fun of people who take the internet too seriously, though.
Then, the fatties.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Cockflannel

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

That's pretty vague, JMG.
I was hoping for some of that trademark cutting wit, that sharp repartee you're known for.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

it's an honest answer though
for that you have to give him credit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:33, Reply)

It's pretty spot on the mark too
although he likes to accuse me of being a southerner too sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

he is right though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

everyone accuses you of being a southerner
on account of that's what you is.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I don't enjoy any of that.
Terrible internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)