I just noticed that Mongychops was on here at the weekend
I hope you lot were nice to him?
I'd have to say his Tesco Value Abortion Clinic (it was a bottle of gin and a wire coathanger from what I remember) from yeeeears ago was one of the things about B3ta that got me hooked in the first place. Go and click on the /talk popular page, I almost wet myself laughing at it just now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:38, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's quite obviously drunk when he typed those.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I hope not
I like to think of him as a truly special, unique individual whom the rest of the world is yet to understand
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I was always a fan of
Cheery Tomato
( broadsword, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

YES
Awesome
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I hadn't seen those
they are great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

A while back he defined the standard for total inappropriateness on /board
I wish I could achieve his level of quality
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

yeah he's special alright

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)