I recommend having music on a lot
being on your own in a silent flat does strange things to the brain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It makes your brain expand
and you get to know yourself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

no
that's what drugs are for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I never did the drugs thing (apart from a bit of soap bar for a couple of years)
so I use cleaning up in funny costumes to get to know myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

haha
did it work?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Well I think so
But I doubt my neighbours would agree.
they probably think I'm in desperate need of medication.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

bah, what do they know?
as long as you are happy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Hello

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)

hi

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

'lo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

alright?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah
You?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

can't complain
can't believe it's gone 4pm already.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Shit, it is as well
I've been busy as hell today, and on B3ta for most of it.

Anyway... nice chatting to you, maybe see you around some time?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

that would be nice
maybe...dinner?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Are you asking me out on a date?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

well now, that depends
what would your answer be if I was....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I might say yes
Al seems to have gone right off me, either that or he's lost the ability to string together coherent insults and just throws swears at me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I think he's gone mental to tell you the truth
all that time spent listening to loud music with clendrix has damaged his brain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

It's understandable
Where are you taking me then?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

woah, that's getting a bit forward
I mean I was thinking up the ars....oh right, for dinner....

There's a good turkish place in Lewisham. (real recommendation for people in South London)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Turkish?
Fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

fine
fuck you. don't say I didn't offer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'd have preferred it if you'd offered me NOTHING

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)