bloody hell
that's a very unwomanly attitude you have there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Meh
Its annoying. I like bad food but my stupid dieting friends always want what they're not allowed... 'Oh I'm on my points so I shouldn't'.

I don't understand the point in having these mystical 'food points'... does it not count if the food is stolen from someone else’s plate?

Anyone taking from my plate is liable to get a forking
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

that is how most women's minds work
if they are just pinching one or two then it doesn't count. similarly crumbs (as from a cake) don't count.

fortunately when my other half decided to lose some weight via weightwatchers she got stuck in and lost like 3 stone in a short space of time, rather than dithering and scoffing stuff when she shouldn't.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Well good for her! :)
That's the thing. If you're going to do it, great, crack on, but do it properly or what's the sodding point.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

exactly
it was quite amusing, neither of us really noticed that we'd both been packing some extra weight until we saw some photos from my brother's wedding.

we were like "christ, when did we become fat fuckers?" (in my case I added the word again to the end) and set about it.

piece of piss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hehe
It is one of those things that creeps up on you. Thankfully I tend to notice if I put on even a tiny bit of weight and I can sort it out relatively easily. One day my body will decide to punish me for the misuse though... then I'll become a fat fucker!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

that's the best way
not ending up a fat fucker, that's a bit rubbish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Forking?
Go on, Flim. I like it when you talk dirty, tel me all about how you'll fork your friends
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Rudes
You know what I meant you silly!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah
so how many prongs on this fork of yours, will you be sticking three or four in them?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

^this is the reason why there's not many women on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Yeah
it has nothing to do with their low IQs, or the fact that it's mostly for geeks with superiority complexes who can't get girlfriends
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

The internet stopped being for geeks about the time AOL was popular.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

You keep telling yourself that
but the only non-geek websites are the social networking ones, and they're for retards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

AOL IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE POPULAR!!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Not as popular as it was when Connie was in the advert

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hehehe geek!
S'alright though, I figure I'm a geek girl with a shopping addiction. Most of my girly friends think I'm a bit odd and that I know too much about films, weird music and comics... surely that’s the definition of a geek?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

yeah
GEEK!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't mind :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I was just going to say
"nothing wrong with that" but I couldn't allow myself to
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Hahaha
I suppose I did walk into it
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

But my replies didn't even make sense
I love that Chompy takes my posts so literally though, it's almost alleviating the fact that I'm bored shitless
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I wouldn't worry too much
few things do make sense on B3ta
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You are right
of course
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Hahahaha
I rest my case
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I think my retinas are fucked

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

from what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Staring at a screen all day
all the white bits are starting to look like a hazy yellow
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I know what you mean
the lights in my office are awful, and when it's dark outside they really fuck with your eyes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I think it's one of those images that gets stuck on your retina
If you stare at something white all day, eventually it burns itself on their permanently and fucks everything else
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)