'lo
what are you about this evening?

I've eaten ham, egg and potatoes cut into the shape of chips, with mushrooms and beans. lovely stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:01, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jeez, you guys have proper organised dinner threads now?
I had a very tasty sausage sandwich that was made all the better by the fact that the packaging was dubious in nature.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Becky, what do you preffer, The Carebears or Gummy Bears?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Gummy worms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

good choice there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Was that on ITV?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Pardon?
I don't watch ITV unless I can avoid it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

That made my brain spack.
So you only watch ITV when you can avoid it?

yeah', anyway, what are you getting me for christmas?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I only watch ITV if it's something megafabulous. Otherwise I don't tend to watch it. Were the carebears on it then?
I'm not, you're druish anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Donno, you said you like the gummy worms, but I ain't heard of that, so I guessed it was on ITV some time around before sky came out or maybe before I was born, because you're so much older than me..
druish?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Have you seen Spaceballs?
If not, you should.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

the guy who got me into b3ta
said that was his fave film
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

It's a touch dated now
but one of the best spoofs I've seen.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)

naa, just couldn't think of anything else to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

haha
not seen that before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Found it yesterday, thought you'd appreciate it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

indeed I do
just watched some of that sickipedia thing on youtube. rather funny. shame there isn't more of it on there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Totally enjoing that too
Think I alienated half my "friends" on facebook by posting the Mushybees one and saying it was for Children in need.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

hehehe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

that sounds like a plan
you real friends would like it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

trouble is
I'm not sure if any of my facebook friends are good friends in real life, apart from maybe three. These days people are looking at me askance when I meet up with them. It's too tempting to get drunk and post weird shit simply for the comedy value, when in the sober light of day I know it wont go down well with 90% of the people who will see it. Apparently I made a girl I'd never met cry, just because I wrote "fucking hippies" below a picture of three crusties in a field off their tits on DMT, one of them wearing a tesco bag as improvised trousers. I had to formally apologise to someone I'd never met. Christ.

Oh well, fuck 'em. Reckon I've got about 3 fairly good friends and that's more than a lot of people.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Clickin' this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Rightclick
saves image
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I'm thinking about having some lucky charms and a beer

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

I wish you could still get lucky charms in the UK

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

It's lunchtime
and I have leftover lobster ravioli
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

How do you cut egg into chip shapes?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Sledge hammer

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Heston Blumenthal hasn't got anything on you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

liquid nitrogen
chisel
mallet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

His name is spelt wrong, it should be 'bloomingtile'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I wasn't sure how to spell it
and I did consider a gonz-style phonetic tribute, but decided to wing it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

you did well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Ha, so I did.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

My fucking "what are you up to" thread not good enough for you?
I had a sausage, bacon and egg sandwich as I've got a fridge full of breakfast stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

yours mentioned football
so I deliberately snubbed you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Hater
*gazzes cr3*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

oh man
his inbox is going to be full of gazzes about me...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I'm all about my new camera.
What shall I take pictures of?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

penis
arsehole
naked wife
naked wife's penis
food
yourself in a mirror
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:31, Reply)

All of these - done.
Thankfully, there's a macro setting.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

hmm, might have known you'd have covered the obvious bases
how about a picture of your thumb? get that nostalgic old-fashioned camera vibe going on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

people in third world countries
shooting RPGs at rinos
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

To the third world!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

travel tip
its at the end of the M62
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)