I consider some of you lot the elite of the elite.
There are people from here who are the best in their field, who strove on to do A-Levels and/or GNVQs.

I struggle to join your ranks, to Be The Best I Can Be, and as such I need to come up with my "Little tag that that you put on coathangers to tell the size of the garment" patent that'll afford me such luxourys in life, one day, such as a lobster supper with chips.

In the mean time (and don't get me wrong, this is a very 'mean' time), I need a regular day job while I come up with this idea.

Anyway, this is quite a long build up for this link: gizmodo.com/5405865/google-quetions-gallery/gallery/1 ; I managed to get one of them without looking at the awnsers, the tringles one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 7:19, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonzicle I have no idea what that link is
I'm on my phone and it just shows a Borat advert or something. But you're ace anyway. You should run an emporium. Like Harrod's
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 7:51, Reply)

=D
It would be a cross between Harrods, Hamilies and Pets'r'us, with a food hall. Maybe something like London Zoo where you can pick'n'eat most of the animals.

The link was some of google's interview questions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:12, Reply)

You could stand at the door with a big welcoming cigar in your grin
I think you used to be able to buy wild animals in Harrod's. Don't tell me people don't miss that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:18, Reply)

They still have a pet store, but it's servearly lacking in the animal department, not completely empty, just lacking.
I'ld make it so every day when I get into work, it'll be like a boxer going into the ring, i'ld run down an ally of cheering people shaddow-boxing with a silk dressing gown on. They'ld be smoke machines and lazers too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:29, Reply)

This is going to happen.
The Em-Paul-ium is going to repair Broken Britain. Can I cut the ribbon in a fur coat?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Yeah', sure thing.
We should totally go on Dragon's Den with this idea, I reckon a starting capital of "Oh, how much are you all worth each? GOD, FINE THEN, I HATE YOU...that'll do for now.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Ooh. We could be the new Diana Dors and, erm
that dodgy husband she had. You would be Diana. I would be the spiv.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Come now.
You wouldn't want to get typecast would you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:54, Reply)

I know what the public want, Noel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 8:57, Reply)

I'm going to be honest, I'm not sure who they are, are they the Christian Dor (dor? dieor? something like that) people?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Noooo!!!
Diana Dors, English sexbomb!
She had a string of spivvy husbands and she was the fairy godmother in the video for Adam and the Ant's Prince Charming.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I got the Bridge
The Triangle and the Clock questions, hopefully my interview this afternoon doesn't have any questions that tricky though!
(bill, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)