They're very nice, what brand are they?
Clodhoppers?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hugo Boss

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Well, he was dead when I was finished.
And I'm not sure why a dead tramp was wearing red stilettos...
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I see.
It's just that I'm eyeing up the mouldy pair of boots on the tramp across the road...I think they might make good soup. Unfortunately the bastard has the temerity to still be alive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Fuck him and kill him.
The shoes will be yours. Oh yes.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

And I'll finally be able to do something about this raging hard-on I've had all morning!
It's been a right nuisance, I can tell you. Do you reckon I should fuck him or kill him first?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Also
Dead Tramp Soup.

Kill 'im first, unless you like the struggling.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Yes, I think you're right.
I can then roger him peacefully and contemplatively while he's still warm, and that will give his body some time for the rigor mortis to wear off. In the meantime, my loving jackhammering should tenderise him further, as well as marinating him in my own foetid amorous juices. Yummy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

FINALLY
someone who understands the tender act of tramp-ramming.

I also see myself as a samaritan. Its not like he had anything usefull to offer society until I boiled him up and added some herbs.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It's the solution to two major world problems:
Get the hungry to eat the homeless*.

*_{Copyright 2002(?) The Oscillating Gibbon}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)