No-one believes that you actually wear shoes
on your cloven hoofs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't you fucking start shit for brains
when you can make a Chocolate Oreo Cheesecake that tastes even a tenth as good as becky's, then you're allowed to open that flappy hole in the front of your mangled face. Until then, keep it fucking zipped.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Knight in shining armour to the rescue
I'm sure she can stand up for herself, you outrageous buffoon
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Fuck you
You're nothing but a gutless internet bully Bert, when are you going to man the fuck up and apologise? Huh? You can dish it out, but you can't take it can you. Wanker.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Pffffft
You seem to have things the wrong way around there, you're the only one here taking things to an extreme level of seriousness.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I love you zombie film idea BTW
Especially the opening line. You should definitely work on it. Twat features.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)

You're totally confusing me here
Your hatred for me seems genuine, profound, deep and serious, please remain consistent or cock off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

You can fucking well cock off you massive loser
When has my hatred of you ever been anything other than profound, deep and serious? That's right, never. Now go and shove your balls in smoothie making machine you cleveland steamer driver.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

You've lost it now
it just seems forced
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I'll tell you what was forced buddy
what was forced, was my cock up your girlfriends cooking oil lubed arsehole. I made her shout "Bert's a cunt" every time I thrust in. Then I slapped my cock on her forehead afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

If you're thinking about bert during sex, you should probably calm down.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

This^
but with better insults
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Don't agree with me, it'll ruin my credibility

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

HAHA
even Psychochomp think (s)he's cooler than Bert. That really is an insult.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

You used to be good
when did you turn into such an insufferable cunt?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Oh Bert
why are you getting your knickers in a twist? It's just forum banter innit? Take a deep breath, have a cup of tea, and then think of something funny to say. It'll be easy, there must be millions of funny things left in your brain after all the tedious shit you trot out on here.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I was paraphrasing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

It's just forum banter innit? pixels on a screen
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Quick GAZ THE MODS!
Some pixels on a screen were mean to me. IM CRYING! IM CRYING!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Points and laughs
I ain't gazzing the mods for you, I reserve such gazzes for serious internet business
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)

*gets popcorn*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)