Why would I sit on a roll?
It'd squish up my bum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cos that'd be the worst thing in the world ever ever ever for you wouldn't it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Bum squishing?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Bearing in mind the amount of goats he's fucked yeah
True internet fact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Oh and Al of course

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

He never had sex with me
I just let him have a wank while I watched
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

You allowed him to have a wank while you watched
and your palms never became moist?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

It'd take years to untangle my bumhair

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

But you're a bit of a deviant
So I don't know what you like?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I LOVE androgynous-looking internet women
with drab clothing and expressionless faces
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

NO WAI
I've got a friend who loves internet guys with too much body hair, weird ears and misshapen cocks. I should totally set you two up. It'd be a match made in purgatory
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Do you really think it's misshapen?
What's wrong with it? The Mrs once said it was 'perfect'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

She was lying to protect you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

most people's cocks don't have small moustaches and side-partings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Shhh, you'll make him think he's special and unique in a good way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)