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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dear Chickenlady,
I can't get the blood out of the carpet and the wife'll be home soon.

HALP!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Wash it with cold water
do not apply salt whatever you do as that will fix it into the carpet.

Alternatively pour red wine over it - she'll never notice.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)
I suggest you both MOVE OUT within the next few days.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is spectacular advice
I shall take it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Meh
Why are you worrying about that? We don't own that carpet, we only rent it! Mwuhahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)
What about the deposit?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)
That's the trouble really.
Tightly and his deposits cause constant problems.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
He left one in my hair once
I wasn't happy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Haha
Don't lie, you loved it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)
He hasn't washed his hair since.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is what I mean
*fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
or before...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Meh
We'll put down a rug or something!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

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