I don't like hiking in the rain.
Wind and cold I can cope with, but not the rain.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It wasn't raining.
I do have a good waterproof jacket, £4 from Scope, other charity shops are available. It kept me perfectly dry in one of the worst showers I've even been caught in and walking through the rain was great fun. Puddle jumping FTW!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:31, Reply)

You're a puddle jumper too?
Two years ago I jumped in a huge puddle forgetting my mum was next to me and she got soaked.

She wasn't happy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:34, Reply)

"Puddle jumper", a great euphemism for a man who is "good with colours"
or "fond of quiche"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

"friend of dorothy"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Ha! *makes mental note*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

'uphill gardener'
Not you personally, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

There's a place near me called "Uphill", it has a large garden centre
yup, I live near the Uphill Garden Centre, for all your uphill gardening needs.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Seriously? That's hilarious
Handy for those who are 'light on their feet', 'confirmed bachelors' etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)