I don't care what I die of as long as it's quick
I hate the idea of losing my marbles and being a dribbler in a home. I hate the thought even more of losing control of my speech and movement and being stuck in a home where people assume you're a dribbler but your actually perfectly sane.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would say I agree entirely
but then I do have a tendency to sit in a corner dribbling and losing control of my speech and movement after I've had a few too many...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

couldn't agree more
live fats die yo gnu
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Dye my gnu?
But I prefer his natural colouring...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I don't think Vipros is with it yet this morning : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

But i've lost all this weight
so I won't live fats yo gnu?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)

GO DEAN!
Huthuthut!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Oh of course
I knew I'd seen that before.

Are you all packed and ready yet?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Nearly, nearly.
Just need to put things in things, and then things will be ready to go.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

thank christ someone got it!
I'm actually slightly concerned that you and your wife are in fact me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

there's a hospice between my office and the tube
I've seen enough nearly-dead old people to put off even the most hardened yoga-and-museli devotee.

I've got no pension anyway, so my rock'n'roll lifestyle is actually strategic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

You shouldn't think like that when you have kids.
Don't you want to see them grow up?
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

'Spose.
I am terrified of being an old and poor burden on my daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I'm sure she'd rather have you alive and a burden than dead before your time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)