Too tempting to not ask.
Why?

Are you French?
Do you hate the Irish?
Did you handle the ball to put William Gallas in for a sitter?
Are you William Gallas?
Are you Thierry Henry?

DAMN YOU!!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Monty you French twat!
Tell me it isn't true.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*splutters* Good Lord no!
On my father's side I am decended from 700 years of documented military command. There's not a drop of lily-livered, cowardly Vichy blood in my noble frame.

The very thought of it sickens me to the pit of my stomach.

The reason I'm staying away from this question is that my 'curse' list is almost as long (and pretty much identical to) my 'face punch' list which runs into the hundreds. You weren't here the day I lost it, Tuggers, it wasn't a pretty sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Oh sorry about that then.
I came over all 'Al Murray' like.

Do you have a link to your 'lost it' day?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)