Thierry Henry.
What a bastard. I hope his fucking hands get cut off in a chainsaw related accident or get burnt beyond use. Cheating French gobshite.

Is there anyone you want to send bad vibes, ill wishes or a 'good-old-fashioned' curse to other than the aforementioned nob-shining, soap-dodging, lying tosser?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:34, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Russell Brand
I don't think I need to explain that one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I like him,
but I'm a bit jealous of him shagging katy perry.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

No!!!
Now I hate him too.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)

The first thing I ever noticed about him
is how he keeps his teeth clenched when he talks

I've hated him ever since.
( Peej, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Once
After a couple of beers, I wondered if I'd been a bit harsh on first impressions, so I decided to watch that Ponderland of his, see if it was any good.

It lasted 5 minutes before I changed. It was shit. The man had some stuff there that could have been comedy gold, and all he was doing was repeating it in a silly voice, and that's pretty much it!

What a cock.

EDIT: AND HE'S GOING TO RUIN DROP DEAD FRED, ARGH!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Have you seen his standup about The Sun for the secret policemans ball?
that's excellent.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

that was good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Phoebe Cates!!!!
Aaaaaaaaarrghhh!

A five-tissue fantasy to say the least.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Jimmy Saville

becasue he never fixed it for me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

and because he's a fucking terrifying ex-gangster
and a documented necrophiliac.

God I love the anonymity of the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Metro Station
The shittest band ever! What the fuck are they playing at. Their image is all wrong for the pop music shite they are spewing out! No, I do not want to "Shake shake shake shake a shake it!" I wish they'd all die!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'm mainly amused
Because the two main members are related to the Hannah Montana show in one way or another.

Yet another reason to hate it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I can't stand the way the singer

sneers out of the side of his mouth, and he looks anorexic.

The other bloke looks like the fat kid from school trying to reinvent himself as someone cool.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Henry is a knacker.
Still, good to know the only way the French could beat us is by cheating.

Trappatoni should be sainted.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Agreed about Trappa...
Speaking of knackers...

What's the difference between a hurling stick and a knackers fanny?

You'll take a few licks off a hurling stick.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

sod old-fashioned curses
digital voodoo is what it is about

www.pinstruck.com
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Brilliant.
Please add Thierry Henry to all celebrity death lists.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I don't think I'd better get involved in this thread

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Too tempting to not ask.
Why?

Are you French?
Do you hate the Irish?
Did you handle the ball to put William Gallas in for a sitter?
Are you William Gallas?
Are you Thierry Henry?

DAMN YOU!!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Monty you French twat!
Tell me it isn't true.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*splutters* Good Lord no!
On my father's side I am decended from 700 years of documented military command. There's not a drop of lily-livered, cowardly Vichy blood in my noble frame.

The very thought of it sickens me to the pit of my stomach.

The reason I'm staying away from this question is that my 'curse' list is almost as long (and pretty much identical to) my 'face punch' list which runs into the hundreds. You weren't here the day I lost it, Tuggers, it wasn't a pretty sight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Oh sorry about that then.
I came over all 'Al Murray' like.

Do you have a link to your 'lost it' day?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Hand ball didn't matter
It was fucking offside anyway.

Twice.
( Peej, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Damn right.
Fuckers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

jesus fucking christ
first thing you are taught as a footballer?

Play to the fucking whistle! No whistle, tough shit.

Get over it Ireland
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Hey.
I want support not fucking realism.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)

tough
Soctland were cheated out of a place at Euro 2008 by dodgy refereeing and cheating Italians - you don't here us moaning about it forever do you?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Well let's face it...
...it's not in the Scots national psyche to whine as much as other nations; contented, easy going souls that you are.

Funnily enough I was about to accuse you of being English and mention Maradona - were you setting me up hoping I would fall into that trap?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

not really
I'm not that smart.

And quite frankly, I'm sure we would have complained - but it's not worth it.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)