Come to mine!
We'll be having spiffing fun and jollities. We'll start at 9AM with an Irish coffee followed by a bacon sarnie and a couple of beers whilst unwrapping the goodness that Father Christmas brings.

Next you will accompany us (being myself, the mrs and nipper) to the in-laws for more grub, more presents and more beer.

We'll then tootle back to my house where you can play with your new toys, have some beer and more grub before venturing to my parents.

At my parents we will be drinking heavily. We will also be eating a hearty meal, finishing with port, cheese and maybe a cigar. There will be children so all smoking of cigars is to be done outside. We will then drink more before the gentlemen retire to the nearest public house where we shall drink more.

Following all of this we may be meeting back up with the in-laws and other members of the mrs family for more drinking and cheese. We shall finally finish off at my house where we finish the day with a film or two, more beer and possibly a little bit of something special.

EDIT: Actually, I changed my mind. I'm going to spend the day wanking and crying and you're not invited.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds like a lot of people.
Can you uninvite a few of them? I don't like crowds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

It's ok
They're all at various places. The maximum number of adults will not exceed 7/8 at any one time.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)