Sopping Wet 0
Bored with work already 90
Shave requirement EXEMPT: BEARD OWNER
Face-punching 1,000,000,000,000.....
Fluff -82
TFIF 2
Lost my fucking wallet for the 2nd time in 3 months 100
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Where did you lose your wallet?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Not a fucking clue
I spent yesterday thinking it must be in my other coat.


I was not correct. The wallet itself cost £50 and whilst there was less than a pound cash in it, there was a rather smart stainless steel tube map which I use for....y'know.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Navigating around London's complex sub-surface mass transit system?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

you ARE a card

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

No no, you LOST your card

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I set 'em up....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

And I arrest them
and then shake them down in the station later.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

JOB DONE
*steals 'evidence'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)