Top Trumps please.
Sopping wet 28
Bored with work already 81
Shave requirement (face, legs, bits etc) 14
Face-punching 6
Fluff 3
TFIF 100
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:34, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're expecting a level of effort in my replies that I'm just not willing to give.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I don't expect anything.
That way I'm rarely disappointed.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Sopping Wet 0
Bored with work already 90
Shave requirement EXEMPT: BEARD OWNER
Face-punching 1,000,000,000,000.....
Fluff -82
TFIF 2
Lost my fucking wallet for the 2nd time in 3 months 100
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Where did you lose your wallet?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Not a fucking clue
I spent yesterday thinking it must be in my other coat.


I was not correct. The wallet itself cost £50 and whilst there was less than a pound cash in it, there was a rather smart stainless steel tube map which I use for....y'know.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Navigating around London's complex sub-surface mass transit system?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

you ARE a card

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

No no, you LOST your card

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I set 'em up....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

And I arrest them
and then shake them down in the station later.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

JOB DONE
*steals 'evidence'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Snot 87
Cough 42
Coffee 75
Bum AIDS 10
Mafia debt 37
clogs 54
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Warning - smugness: 100
sopping wet 0
bored with work already 0
shave requirement 10
face punching 0
fluff 20
TFIF 100 because today is the first day of my 10, yes 10, day holiday.

Had a blazing row with my line manager last week so this week at work has been awkward. Couldn't fucking wait for it to finish. But today, right now, I am still in bed and when I get up I intend to have a leisurely day of packing my bags for a week in Ireland with the Fella.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)

alright warmfuzzyfeeling

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

alright noel

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:48, Reply)

alright althegeordie

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

alright Noely
sorry for the smugness and all. How's tricks?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

The smugness is justified and welcome.
I'm good ta!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

What is TFIF?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Thank fuck it's Friday

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Thank fuck it's fandabeedozee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Two French idiots, fucking

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I considered
'the French irritate fantastically'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Thanks, funky irate fool.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

That fucking Indian farted!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Tayyabs flatulence is fiesty

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

This face incurs fines

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)

The falafel is fabulous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Tiger fellatio irritates foreskin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Terrible Failure In Funny

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

BORED WITH WORK 100%

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Seconded
+NEED FOR WEEKEND 100%
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Sopping wet 0
bored at work 65
shave requirement 5
face punching 2
fluff 23
TFIF 99
lebkuchen 50
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Coming to the realisation that you have lost your favourite scarf 100

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Moomin!
Sopping wet 0
Bored with work already 2
Shave requirement 5
Face punching 7
Fluff 4
Won the pub quiz last night 100
TFIF 100
FTW 1000
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Secret smugness 100
I like a good pub quiz, but can never win if there is anything close toa celebrity/TV type round.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I didn't answer many questions
But I do believe that my mere presence enhanced my team's performance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I can only think of one celebrity transvestite.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Oh eh Noel!
God almighty!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Is it Janet Street Porter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Danny La Rue
Grayson Perry
Eddie Izzard

Have I won something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It was a trick question
It's Hinge AND Bracket...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Oh, bother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Sopping wet 0 (still in bed)
Bored with work already 0 (haven't started yet)
Shave requirement 4
Face-punching 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Fluff -50
TFIF 100
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)