Get a massive dildo

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or that...
it depends how traditional you want to be I suppose!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Fuck tradition
the baby is being indoctrinated into a violent cult responsible for the deaths of hundreds of of thousands of people and the destruction of thousands of years of culture all over the world. Why should people get upset just because they get given a toy to have fun with when they're older?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Why indeed
well there's your answer Chompy
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah there is all that
but on the plus side, there'll be a buffet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Oooooh
tiny cocktail sausages of joy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I can't wait, I fucking love buffets me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Me too!
I especially enjoy those tiny burgers you can get from M&S, oh and spring rolls, whenever we have a buffet lunch at work we get amazing duck spring rolls! *drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

hell yeah spring rolls with sweet chilli sauce,
cheese, crunchy bread rolls, ham, maybe some salmon.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

*drools*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)