Woooooooooooooo
I'm moving, I'm moving, I’m moving tomorrow. Woooooooooooooo! What are you doing tomorrow?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:54, 97 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Going to a christening,
WHAT PRESENT SHOULD I BUY???
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Get a massive dildo

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Or that...
it depends how traditional you want to be I suppose!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Fuck tradition
the baby is being indoctrinated into a violent cult responsible for the deaths of hundreds of of thousands of people and the destruction of thousands of years of culture all over the world. Why should people get upset just because they get given a toy to have fun with when they're older?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Why indeed
well there's your answer Chompy
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah there is all that
but on the plus side, there'll be a buffet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Oooooh
tiny cocktail sausages of joy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I can't wait, I fucking love buffets me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Me too!
I especially enjoy those tiny burgers you can get from M&S, oh and spring rolls, whenever we have a buffet lunch at work we get amazing duck spring rolls! *drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

hell yeah spring rolls with sweet chilli sauce,
cheese, crunchy bread rolls, ham, maybe some salmon.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

*drools*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

cuddly toy
John Lewis have the most amazing fuzzy rabbits at the moment!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

ahhh mooch?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I think a tenner...
what was your budget?

I got one for the flowergirl at my wedding and she loved it, as did all the grown ups that tried to steal it from her! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

They should have been ashamed of themselves
turning up to your wedding. Disgusting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Indeed
One of the thieves was my bridesmaid – scandalous
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

That's fair enough,
less than £20 really.
I was thinking of getting either a cuddly toy or a book or something.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Books are good too
For my christening I got a little box full of Beatrix Potter books… I also got a complete set of Mr Men books too, the original ones though, no Mr Speedy or whatever the hell they’re called nowadays.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Bottle of champagne which they are only allowed to open on their 18th birthday
Might need to tell the parents how to store it safely though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

My aunt and uncle are getting him that,
well it's whisky and it'll be his 21st when it "peaks"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

That's a good idea too!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Champagne doesn't keep all that well for that length of time
especially in most peoples houses
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

That's true. Go for a tasty Pinot instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Pinot is my bestest friend

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Grigio or Noir?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Both! But Grigio mostly
Makes me less sleepy than noir
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Preferably Noir
but I'm open to the possibility of grigio
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Errrrr
helping you move
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Wooooooooooooo
So you are! Thanks
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'll be staring from the bushes
You know I will be.

See you ;)
( djtrialprice, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Which bush
I'll bring you a doughnut
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

make it a ring doughnut
place it on the spike - oooooh baby.
( djtrialprice, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

They're all ring doughnuts
so you've got a deal!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Remaining as slothfully motionless as stomach and bladder will allow
Until the evening when it's birthday drinks down our local.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Shopping
This is all.
( Peej, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Xmas pressie shopping
or fun shopping?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Food shopping :(

( Peej, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Booooooo
that's bad shopping! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Indeed :(
Good shopping involves several pubs along the way.
( Peej, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Exactly
There is a wicked Guiness pub which is located near Oxford Circus out the back of John Lewis... its a good place to hide in after a busy shopping trip! Its very important to have good pubs located near good shopping areas! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Oooh! "Good luck in your new home" and all that jazz!
Tomorrow I shall be blitzing the flat, doing some cooking/shopping and then in the evening I shall be on the town with my homiez.

I just submitted a load of work that's been taking me ages. I feel very proud of myself, and also relieved.
Start the next batch next week, but I feel more confident now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Ooooh well done on the work submitting! :D
Thank you for the well-wishing, it should be ace, I can't wait to move into a flat which is bigger... I'm soooo sick of all the bloody boxes too! Grrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I bet lots of it stays in boxes forever too!
Oh I loved moving to a bigger place. I got cracking right away on filling it with more junk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Same here!! :)
I think you might be right about stuff staying in boxes... I have thrown a lot of stuff away though which is pretty good for me, I like to keep things... my precious
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

My mother said I'm a filthy hoarder
It could have been worse...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Awww worry not
my mother is the same, she called me a whore once because my nail varnish was a little chipped... high standards!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

We've got the same bleedin ma ain't we
A woman who sits in a pub with her shopping bags at her feet is a 'lush', apparently.
(She is not merely a woman who's had a hard day shopping and would like to round off the day with a drinky or two with her friends.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Of course not
she's clearly a lush. Hahaha I think we may have the same mother too... scary stuff
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Helping you move :)
Your husband is a bit rubbish though. I texted him an hour ago to say I was nearby and would he like to get some food. He seems to think that 3pm is too late for lunch. Now I ask you, just how silly is that?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

You should go into his office
and punch him in the balls for that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I don't know where his office is :(
On the upside, I have amazing meat in my fridge now and my portfolio back from work so I can add stuff to it on Sunday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'll draw you a map!
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

:)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Hurrah!! :D
*dances*

Can't wait!! Woooo!

He is a bit rubbish sometimes. He was at the bank at lunch time I think, getting our deposit monies, so maybe that's why he couldn't do lunch? You can kick him tomorrow about it! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

That's just not good enough ,)
Does he not realise that his world should revolve around getting silly texts from me demanding food? Ridiculous boy!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I hear you
I sent him an email about 15 min ago moaning that I was tired and he hasn't responded to that either... its selfish behaviour like this that makes me think I should have married you instead!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Could you imagine the state of our diets if we even lived together, let alone married each other?
We would have amazingly good looking children though ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Indeed
That is a very good point about the food though... I'm dangerous enough as it is, I've eaten three Krispy Kremes today and the sugar crash has started to take hold of me... *jitters*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Nothing wrong with eating three Krispy Kremes ;-)

Good luck with the house move. I intend to spend tomorrow in bed.
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

They are made of JOY
and fat and JOY!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

If they're made of joy then surely it's a good idea to eat more...although now I want KK's and I can't get any :(
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I have another box of 12 near my desk
but they are for my happy helpers tomorrow! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Now you're just teasing...
and I envy your helpers, lucky bastards getting free KK.
(TheUnthinkingMinority needs some new music to listen to., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Mwahaha
My only issue is taking them home on the tube, they're in a big box so I'm going to have to pick where I stand to make sure I keep hold of the box, I would cry if I dropped them! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Gurd lurk with moving.
I had a nightmare where I had to move away from uni :( It was not fun.

Tomorrow, I will probably go outside. For a change.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Thank you!! :)
Ooooooh outside... but there's skunkpussys outside... be careful now!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I've not been outside apart from to have a fag in 36 hours :/

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Wow that's pretty impressive stuff

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Fucking shutin

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Also, was I dreaming when I read who Super Disco Breakin' was?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Oh I haven't seen anything that says who they are
but I've not been on much today!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I also plan to help you move.
help you move turn up later and nose around your flat and fondle Al.
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Hazah
That'll work too! If you fondle him DiT won't have to! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Perhaps I'll just fondle everyone.
*lubes hands*
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Aww man, that's a much better idea than getting there early and lifting stuff
You can keep Al though, he smells of wrong
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I like wrong.
I'm going to try to get there for first thing, though.
( thealternativefact, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Ha, look at you with your army of movers
When I last moved I just had a flatmate with a chair on wheels to help. He was useless.

And good luck and congratumalations and all that rubbish too.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Ta very much
Ah that's pretty cool, at least he came prepared with a chair on wheels! Last time we moved we had the parents and quite a few arguments... and a late night trip to Ikea *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

IKEA!
It took a couple of weeks for me to get to Ikea. A couple of weeks in which I lived with pretty much no furniture, other than an inflatable chair and a bedside cabinet.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Best of luck with the move
...officially in the top three stress-inducing activities OF ALL TIME.

I'm seeing my gorgeous little girl from 10-1pm but after that I am 'as John Inman' ('free' - not 'a bummer'), if you require an extra pair of hands I am big and strong and in need of exercise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Thank you muchly
You're just after the possibility of doughnuts aren't you? Hehe

Aww have fun seeing your little lady! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I don't like sweet food really
Genuine offer though. Cannot wait to see the little'un. The joy of seeing her is unequalled apart from by the sadness I feel at 'chucking out time'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

NOT MOVING
thank fuck! I moved everyfuckingthing by myself.
And it was a bitch.

Still, congrats on the move!
Tomorrow I'll mostly be lying about bored out of my mind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Hehe it is a ballache
but once we're in I will be excited! :)

Aww you had no helpers, that sucks!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

shower of cunts I tell ya
ah well, hope all goes well for you!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Thank you muchly
lovely, Im sure it'll be fine and dandy! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I'm going
...to fucking Preston for the day.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

unlucky

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Hasta luego you lot!
I'm off to serve the public...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Go Go Gooooooooo
*watches roooooota fly off*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

hehe good luck!
I'm spending saturday buying and collecting various furniture (A sofa from a mate, then a wardrobe from a big warehouse discount place) and putting it together, then off for birthday drinkies!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Drinking.
Good luck with the move; I'll think of you as I raise that first pint to my lips in the Fleming Arms.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

*punches the air*
WOO-HOOO!

My boss has just lent me 3.5k. Christmas is saved, mortgages paid and I'm going to have a hell of a lot better night than I was expecting to this evening.

And I got a call telling me my remortgage should complete next week.

You may be about to see the dawn of a new, positive, non-angry and non-bitter Monty. Only kidding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Great news
Chuffed for yer! Spend wisely, or reboot the economy single handed!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

The sense of relief is genuinely palpable
I feel a great weight lifted from me.

I was *that* close to losing my home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

In that case congrats :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Shit
Well in that case double chuffed. Hope everything gets sorted in your favour.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:12, Reply)