A lad on campus with a trilby
AND braces, AND a tie, AND a handkerchief, AND a cigarillo, AND kerazy bright shoes.
Too much, you little tit. Too much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

what a fucking gaylord.
I saw a chap who looked like an extra from Jeeves & Wooster on the tube last week. Quite natty, but* his shoes were a bit knackered and thus* the effect was spoiled.

So I punched him in the face.


*thank you, corrected.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Thus.
Also but.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

The only option, really...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Your hand was forced.
I expect he thanked you for your input and apologised for winding you up.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You are correct.
He assured me that he would not make the same mistake again. As a gentleman I released him, following a final knee to the testes for good measure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

You're a fair man Monty, fair, but firm.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)