I saw my first person wearing a swine flu mask the other day, in Sainsburys.
What a knobhead. And the other week, a guy was insisting on paying in Euros. Another knobhead.
Who's the biggest twat you've seen recently?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:07, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I'll get BGB to squash you again.
Or you may enjoy it, so I won't.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I wish I could remember that.
I would cherish the memory.
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

If he had swine flu he's not a nob head, he's doing the right thing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

If he did, he shoulsd have been tucked up in bed, with a Lemsip.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

He still needs to eat.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Yeah, suppose.
Although if he didn't have Swine Flu, and was wearing the mask due to fear of it, then he IS a knobhead.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

IS a knobhead
has been sadly misinformed by the media and, however futile, his efforts show an attempt to overcome the scaremongering by taking some responsibility for his own health.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I work with other developers in Pune, India
The company often sends a few of them over for a month or two to get them trained up and become part of the team. One guy who came over pretty much never left the company flat because he was so scared of catching swine flu and dying. Thanks British media, you scare-mongering twunts.
( djtrialprice, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

The British media is awesome.
Have you seen today's Sun? Now I confess, I haven't been paying attention over the weekend so it's possible that I'm wrong and NOTHING at all newsworthy has happened recently, but if not I am curious as to why the entire front page is devoted to telling me that Jedward (who?) aren't on X-factor any more and Jordan ran away from the jungle.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Ah, but
those things are no doubt a major talking point among Sun readers.

If you want to read about important stuff, you have to buy a proper newspaper.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I wouldn't mind if it didn't insist on CALLING itself a newspaper.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Good point

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)

A lad on campus with a trilby
AND braces, AND a tie, AND a handkerchief, AND a cigarillo, AND kerazy bright shoes.
Too much, you little tit. Too much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

what a fucking gaylord.
I saw a chap who looked like an extra from Jeeves & Wooster on the tube last week. Quite natty, but* his shoes were a bit knackered and thus* the effect was spoiled.

So I punched him in the face.


*thank you, corrected.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Thus.
Also but.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

The only option, really...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Your hand was forced.
I expect he thanked you for your input and apologised for winding you up.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

You are correct.
He assured me that he would not make the same mistake again. As a gentleman I released him, following a final knee to the testes for good measure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

You're a fair man Monty, fair, but firm.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

There is a fanny in my line of sight
with aspirational Jedward style hair, sporting a horrific teal cardigan and an ill-advised aqua-marine shirt.

A throat chop may be the only remedy.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Just squirt water at his hair
He'll weep and weep
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I think I may be the twat
I am that much of a twatbasket that I have been put on ignore by SpankyHanky, for drawing attention to the fact his qotw postings are:

1- not very funny
2- delivered with such shocking frequency that they can only be considered spam
3- attracting an army of equally berkoid sychophants

I am a massive, masive twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)

How are you coping?
Devastating stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I wept
The master of QOTW and leader of the cream of B3ta has ignotred me and given me a stern telling off.

*cries again*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Here, *proffers 'hanky'*
Oh...sorry, how insensitive of me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Monty you shit
It's brought it all back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

He's not FrankSpencer that's for sure.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

No sirree Bob
frankspencer was brilliant. Spanky is a twatcock.

b3ta.com/questions/pe/post572651
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)