I got too hot on the tube a few weeks ago and took my coat off, forgetting that I'd been mauled by a pissed off moggy earlier
The amount of looks I got from commuters probably thinking I was an emo self harmer made me giggle.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 20:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

OMG! Me Too!
Just the other day I had to give the mrs a few rabbit punches in the left eye to make her shut the fuck up and next thing I know, the waiter is having a go at me! Cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

OMG NO WAI?
I hope the waiter wrote down everything you said
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

He said something about gazzing the mods
and something about a new house and all his qualifications, but I wasn't listening by that point as his breath stank of stale vodka and he had a stunningly ugly face.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Ban this sick filth

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)