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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I watched Paranormal Activity last night.
It was pretty good. Unfortuantely the mrs is a bit of a wimp so we only managed the 1st hour.
Shortly after midnight she decamped to the sofa due to my excessive snoring. She lasted 10 minutes before she got scared and came back to bed.
Today I am not in her bad books!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:10, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
You should start going "sssh! Did you just hear that?!" at random moments during the night. Work her in to a paranormal mental frenzy until she's a gibbering wreck. Putty in your hands after that, as long as you don't mind mopping the drool off her chin and changing her shitty kecks.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)
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