Given the nature of this website
what is actually strange is the fawning sycophancy that he garners. Hatred is very par for the course. Look at me, you dislike me already. As for your earlier question, I spent a long time on the main QOTW board composing the odd poor pun and silly story, and engaging in lots of heated debates using the reply function.

I've won the question one week, I've been popular paged on a number of occasions, and as I've previously said, it's not that I have a problem with someone posting silly made up stories, my problem is that he posts the same silly made up story many times every week and because of him stories that are genuinely funny and far more in the spirit of QOTW don't make the popular page.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's not that I dislike or hate you
it's just that I don't understand how one person can seemingly make you so miserable and full of spite. (Plus I get sick of hearing about it from primarily you.)

People vote for what is most popular. He gets voted for a lot. I guess we are all a bunch of dumb fucks. Maybe this board is too lowbrow for you. I am sure there boards where higher levels of literature are the norm.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

That should be...
'Lowbrow' and 'higher'.

You are right about the dumb fucks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Some day I will
learn to type, read, spell, and proofread, but not this day.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

As a percentage of what gets posted here
people pointing out that Spanky Hanky is shit, and in particular me pointing out that Spanky Hanky is shit, would make up less than a single digit. And yet on the only other occasion I can think of when I've actually posted about this, you popped up again to defend him as if I'd raped your baby.

I'm not the one demonstrating an obsession here.

And would you please read my reply before trying to be a condescending twat, it's backfired really badly here.

I already explained that I don't mind silly lies about sex, I'm equally guilty of that, it is the multiple stories every week all of which are poor quality jokes in an identical vein into which he squeezes lots of terrible similies and references to genitals. So that takes care of your attempt at a quick witted swipe of my desire "higher level of literature".

And as for "too low brow" have you seen my most voted for stories? Two of them are convoluted jokes about the kidnap and likely murder of a four year old child. One is a joke about masturbating on a radiator, one is a joke about masturbating in a supermarket and the other is a story about being dissapointed that a fictional schoolgirl wiped up semen with her sleeve rather than using a handkerchief. How much lower do you want me to go?

So from that point of view, yes you are aptly demonstrating what a "dumb fuck" you are. I don't know about the rest of the board, but I've always held to the adage, imagine how stupid and gullible the average person is, and then realise that 50% of them are even more stupid and gullible than that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

hey, that's my adage!
I had it first!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You’re right; I’m aptly demonstrating that I’m
just a dumb fuck.

As to the one digit percentage of posts, many of them are yours. You have made you point and nothing changes. We seem to be on an endless mobius strip of complaints and responses from me. I’ll give up and bow to the obvious superiority of you and those others around me (and just be grateful that I am even allowed to read this board and occasionally allowed to post poor attempts at humor).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Are they?
Are they really? Are you sure you aren't confusing me with PsychoChomp who has also pointed this out? Or the other people who also find him tedious? Can you please show me where these endless posts are, other than the one I wrote earlier in this thread and the one I posted a few days back, only one post of which was actually complaining, as it rapidly went off on a complete tangent.

edit: Also, nice self deprecating reply, but seriously, if you actually have a valid comeback to what I just said, why not post it instead of implying that you're above all this, you started this argument after all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Naahh
You do it all the time, you... you...

THREAD DELETER!!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

ZOMG!LOLZ!!!!
You totally got me there.

*sadfaces hard*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

LOLLLLLLL
UR LIKE TOTALLY BUSTED SUCKA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sorry, I'm too
dumb to keep track of all of the posts and keep links ready. You are of course right about PsychoChomp, she has also posted much. Your posts just seem to stand out to me more (that and you often seem to respond anything I post about lightening up). I guess I am obsessed with you (and want sex with you).

Edit: I'm not trying to imply I'm above anyone, I just want to impress you so you will want to have sex with me).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)