I love how your going to get a dog
but only if it's too stupid to be good at proper jobs. You're basically looking to acquire the canine equivalent of a QOTW contributor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I won't feel so bad about kicking it then, will I?
I love the idea of a dog that lies about how great it is. Sexually. Offline.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Your dog will be running up to other dogs
and going "Yeah, I saw this great dane messing with this jack russell bitch I had my eye on, she wasn't happy, so I fly kicked it in the face and it was all like "Aaaaargh" and it fell over a small wall, then she totally let me sniff her arse"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

And like, they wouldn't like, report it, cos they knew me and all the other dogs would totally grass it up for being a NONCE.
I have six pert firm nipples, don't you know. VALIDATE MEEEEEEE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)