Oh man
I just remembered...Exeter has finally got one of those places that will make milkshake out of anything. I had a minstrels milkshake yesterday. it was fucking ace

any exciting news from your newsdesks?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:10, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to see the Rocky Horror Show in a couple of weeks.
All those guys dressed in stockings and heels.

*salivates*
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

How'd'you-dooooo, I see you've meet my.... faithal handy man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I know it's a bit old hat now but I'm very excited.
I've always wanted to go.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I love rocky horror, it's great fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I'm just fretting about what I can wear now.
The only sexy thing I own is a push up bra.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That'll do....
bring some fishnet stockings, a skimpy leather skirt, some chase-me-catch-me-fuck-me boots and a bit of slap.

If you want, you can borrow that lot from me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I don't do heels but I shall do the stockings with biker boots.

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Besides, only
males are allowed to wear fishnet stockings and garter belts at this movie.

(If you haven;t seen it before, Tim Curry does a great job)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Have I seen it before?
Only a trillion times.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Then don't forget your toast.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I got one of those down the road from me, "Cakes'n'shakes", they do some fucking whicked ice cream too.
Peanutbutter KitKat makes the best milkshake i've had yet.

I think I should bring in some of those american peanutbutter cupcake things to there, that would be soo sweet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I fucking love tose things
My mrs makes them at christmas time along with gingerbread cookies
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Oh man, wow, I didn't realise.
Yeah', sure, I'll be 'round on christmas, do you want me to bring anything? I can nip into Marks'n'Sparks (got vouchers from sky), I could bring some of those lovely little blue-cheese-rissotto balls if you want, maybe some of those prawns in breadcrumbs?

I'll gaz you about it later, I'll be 'round at 9ish in the morning for the opening of prezzys. I'll pick up aunty barbera and cousen mark on the way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Cool!
You'll hve to bring some camping chairs for auntie babs and mark, and we'll probably need some extra veg too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I've let them know, we're happy with that, are you sure you just want us to bring veg?
btw, marks a recovering alcholic, so you can't let him drink, he gets scary when he drinks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

hmm, not sure about the peanut butter kitkat shakes
I didn't like peanut butter kitkats.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

We're gonna have to shut this afternoon.
A big funeral in Luton and I haven't got any drivers left. Crazy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Lorraine Chase is dead?

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You're probably going to judge me for this, but
Who?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I never judge people : )
Lorraine Chase (born 16 July 1951) is an English actress and model.

Chase worked as a model in the 1970s. She became well known for her strong cockney accent and frequent use of cockney slang, and found fame through a series of television commercials for Campari in the mid 1970s, one of which spawned her catchphrase "Nah, Luton Airport!" as a reply to a question "Were you truly wafted here from paradise?"[1] The ad inspired the 1979 hit record "Luton Airport" by Cats U.K..[2]



You have to be of a certain age to get it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Ha! very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I had to post it.
Even though I knew few people would get it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I fancy her *shames*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Urgh.
She looked like a startled xylophone.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

oh my gosh I got bit by a spider and my fucking arm is swollen
if I die you get my surfboard xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

BONG!
Speedbumps being constructed in SE1!

BONG!

Possibility of dog in our lives!

BONG!

The new flat is great, but the Freezer doesn't work!

BONG!

Opinions differ online, fatties wobble!

BONG!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

dogdogdogdogdogdogdogdog DOG !
Do you need a dog walker? I'ld totally be your dog walker, if you get a decent dog, not that any dog is undecent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I love how your going to get a dog
but only if it's too stupid to be good at proper jobs. You're basically looking to acquire the canine equivalent of a QOTW contributor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I won't feel so bad about kicking it then, will I?
I love the idea of a dog that lies about how great it is. Sexually. Offline.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Your dog will be running up to other dogs
and going "Yeah, I saw this great dane messing with this jack russell bitch I had my eye on, she wasn't happy, so I fly kicked it in the face and it was all like "Aaaaargh" and it fell over a small wall, then she totally let me sniff her arse"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

And like, they wouldn't like, report it, cos they knew me and all the other dogs would totally grass it up for being a NONCE.
I have six pert firm nipples, don't you know. VALIDATE MEEEEEEE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

A sweetie shop has just opened
directly behind my house! It's one of those old-fashioned ones, with jars of sherbets and stuff like that. I can see in their back window and their security doesn't look too good. No alarms. No bars. I'm planning a midnight raid. Alternatively I may go through the front door and spend a quid on sweeties (but if I don't get many for a quid then I'm definitely digging out the balaclava).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Awesome!
Are you getting anything for Catface?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Only if he's a good boy.
Every good boy deserves fudge, etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you can get chocolate gimp masks.

( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

This will make licking his face even more fun.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

And also, I'm not sure he deserves sweeties.
He came home from work yesterday and I was like "OMFG! ZOMG! PsychoChomp was, like, totally NAUGHTY STEPPED for saying 'breasts', WTF?!" and he just said "so?".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I hope you witheld all sex rights for at least 24 hours

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Just apply the ban retrospectively.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Yeah, force a load of jizz back up his japs eye

(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

wouldn't that
require further sexual shenanigans?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

this is an excellent attitude
when i bought my milkshake yesterday the lady behind the counter asked if I had a loyalty card, I replied no, so she then asked if I wanted one.

I may have said "fuck yeah"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

it's got those sensors built into the walls that shoot out lasers that can cut off your arm if you get anywhere near that candy
beware
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:29, Reply)

damn, I hate it when that happens.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Would they make one out of sausages?
I like sausages.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

that would be awesome
I might ask next time I'm there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I've got tickets to see New Model Army!
HOORAH!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

my brother's going to see them
I saw them in the late 80s and they did a great show. Bit too political for my tastes, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I just wanna give a shout out to Lorraine Chace and give thanks she's not dead.
She rocks.
I'm still waiting for the internet man.
My 'shingles' appear to be vanishing.
I'm getting stalked by some dick I dated for about three weeks.
Kanye's gonna let me finish my list of woe, but first of all he'd like to say that Victor Meldrew is the greatest moaner of all time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

victor meldrew
what a guy
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'm a close second, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)