I really miss having a bath
I used to spend silly money on bath stuff when I worked for Lush and I really miss the cinammon stuff at this time of year. Showers aren't the same.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Showers are win!
Baths are a waste of time and water and heating bills. Unless you're in a hotel, with free champagne and complimentary biscuits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I love those biscuits...
telling me how lovely I look and how brilliant I am.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

You look lovely
And you are brilliant.






Can I have five pounds now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

No.
But I might dip you in my tea.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

PHWOOOOAAAARRRRR!
*Goes off to casualty*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Granted after a while you're just marinading in your own filth, but if you turn the hot tap on for a bit then it's like a big watery hug ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

HUGS!
FUCK OFF TO HSH!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Fuck off with your HSH talk
I don't belong there anymore than you do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:26, Reply)

My mate always smelt beautiful when she worked there
but she reckoned that working there all the time gave you nausea.

Right goodnight you stinky bastards!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Lush is horrible.
Just walking past gives me a collosal headache.

The smells, the smells!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Didn't give me nausea, but it destroyed my sense of smell. Useful in the career path I chose :)
I wouldn't have minded it so much if it weren't for the cunting GLITTER that got everywhere.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Oh yeah.
That Paul Gadd gets about a bit. Cuba, Thailand, PC World...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

OMG did you see the "Trial" Channel 4 put on a couple of weeks ago? very weird and wrong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I heard about it
but didn't watch it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Everywhere indeed.
PAEDO!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Duly noted
And you wonder why I have a hatred of all things pink and girly?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:27, Reply)

*Firm handshakes*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:29, Reply)

You knows it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:49, Reply)