I just had a rather nice bath
And, seeing as I was having a rather nice glass of wine, I discovered that a half full glass of wine will indeed float!

Score.
(lympicita_ie, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 21:29, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Indeed,
However - you will be required to drink it at a faster rate, as the bathwater will heat the wine if you leave it in too long.

Wine in bath = More Wine drunk!

Yay!
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 21:56, Reply)

The warm part is a bonus,
I found that with the wine being warm, it meant that I could taste the whole spectrum of flavours. Which means that I drunk more and did indeed have trouble getting out.
(lympicita_ie, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I wish joints floated in the bath.
I haven't had a joint in the bath for ages, mainly because I don't have a bath, but also because I rarely smoke.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Seriously, Noel...
what was the point of that, eh?
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I don't wear condoms on my penis
I took a vow of celibacy in 1971... and I don't quite have a penis really...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I wish I could have a pedicure.
I haven't had one for ages because I hate them. And I have no feet.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Poor Noel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)

I don't pre-cum in my girlfriends mouth
Because my girfriends mouth is sown shut and my cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing
(TheColonel, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:12, Reply)

No.
No-one is sure. Sureity is the least sure thing in the world.

That's what I heard anyway, and I'm rarely wrong cos I'm NORTHERN like T. Blair and G. Brown!

Raaaaarrrrr!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)

BULLSHEEEEEET

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

BOLLLOOOOOCCCCKKKKKSSS!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

pfft

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

tffp

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I resent
your insinuation that G Brown, a Scotsman, could ever be compared with that "Geordie" tosser Blair.

How dare you, sir.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:57, Reply)

Sorry but
Blair's a Scotsman too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I really miss having a bath
I used to spend silly money on bath stuff when I worked for Lush and I really miss the cinammon stuff at this time of year. Showers aren't the same.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Showers are win!
Baths are a waste of time and water and heating bills. Unless you're in a hotel, with free champagne and complimentary biscuits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I love those biscuits...
telling me how lovely I look and how brilliant I am.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

You look lovely
And you are brilliant.






Can I have five pounds now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

No.
But I might dip you in my tea.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

PHWOOOOAAAARRRRR!
*Goes off to casualty*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Granted after a while you're just marinading in your own filth, but if you turn the hot tap on for a bit then it's like a big watery hug ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

HUGS!
FUCK OFF TO HSH!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Fuck off with your HSH talk
I don't belong there anymore than you do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:26, Reply)

My mate always smelt beautiful when she worked there
but she reckoned that working there all the time gave you nausea.

Right goodnight you stinky bastards!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Lush is horrible.
Just walking past gives me a collosal headache.

The smells, the smells!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Didn't give me nausea, but it destroyed my sense of smell. Useful in the career path I chose :)
I wouldn't have minded it so much if it weren't for the cunting GLITTER that got everywhere.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Oh yeah.
That Paul Gadd gets about a bit. Cuba, Thailand, PC World...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

OMG did you see the "Trial" Channel 4 put on a couple of weeks ago? very weird and wrong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I heard about it
but didn't watch it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Everywhere indeed.
PAEDO!
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Duly noted
And you wonder why I have a hatred of all things pink and girly?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:27, Reply)

*Firm handshakes*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:29, Reply)

You knows it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:49, Reply)

I've just realised joints DO float in the bath.
Can I change my wish to waterproof joints please?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 6:55, Reply)