Currently
I am planning a practical joke involving my flatmate's pillow, a rape alarm and some duct tape. Unfortunately, as my flatmate is a Lithuanian ex-military martial arts expert the second and larger part of the plan is concerned with how to get away with it. As it stands, I intend to be about eighty miles away when his head hits the pillow in the evening.

What's on your mind?

P.S. He doesn't read B3ta, so I'm pretty safe.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 2:37, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Currently on my mind is the fact I'm off too help my girlfriend move back from france 3 weeks today.

Other than that it's "I wonder what bacteria I'll find in asda-price mince today?"
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 2:41, Reply)

I'm off to see a possible PhD supervisor this afto
Fingers crossed for funding!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 7:49, Reply)

What are you researching?
Perhaps human interactivity over the interweb?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 8:45, Reply)

A doctorate in trolling and sickalia?
*phones OU*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Health legislation
yup, *yawn*
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Why are phd's so boring
Can't you research blowing things up, and why boys laugth at them?
Or even, the reasons people find farts so funny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I'll try to incorporate those two important factors.
Could catch on, like the 'penguin' Feynman diagrams.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Its a lot of trouble to go to
just to rape a guy. Just slip him some GBH.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:02, Reply)