ten days?
hmm...well...christmas eve is spent at my mum's, christmas night at my aunt's, then after that I'll probably be on the sauce...it's going to be a tough one this year
I don't get into christmas that much, it just seems like a huge build up to a massive let down so boo to christmas
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 19:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not seeing my parents this year, same as last year.
The excuse is "can't get the time off work" when the real reason is "I will be comatose under the tree on Baileys, Toilet Duck and whatever is to hand shortly after the arrival of the extended family and it would make a terrible mess on the carpet". I'm not sure even my mother would email my boss to complain I never get any time off, but I may have to pre-warn him...

Christmas stopped being fun when I was 18 or so - the first year of uni I was expecting the spirit to hit me about this time, and it never did. It's never returned.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

    Kristii^{iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii}iiiine!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

It took me far too long to work out how to emulate that.
Now I just need a word with lots of I's.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Just view the HTML source to see how it was made
Alternatively, if using FireFox, select, right-click and "view selection source".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

mind = blown
Wh^{eeeeeiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee}!
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

cheaters

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Just you wait until I crack open my 1337 Perl-hAx0ring skillz

:-P

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

*fears*
*brandishes stapler*
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Brandish your stapler all you want
but can your stapler rewrite itself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)

No, but it goes *clunk*
and has half-inch-long points.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

But can it beat my multiple pattern-matching skills?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Doubtful
although it could function as a rudimentary piercing gun*

* bring your own disinfectant
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)

* matches staple trajectories with shield manoeuvres *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:32, Reply)

But ... you could wear ... dangly earrings?
I'm sure they'd look lovely.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Oh no. I'm not falling for the old 'piercing is cool' trick.
:-P
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:38, Reply)

*turns on Benny Hill music*
*chases Spak with stapler* It's that or we use the staple remover as a rudimentary tattoo needle...
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)

* runs off in a very curvy path in fast-motion while Maladicta chases after me with the exact same path *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)

*loses shirt, in Benny Hill style*
Aw, shit.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)

* changes direction in the style of a Pacman ghost whenever Pacman eats the powerpill *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)

*legs it*
*wakkawakkawakkawakkawakka*
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Benny Hill Topless Pacman with added Perl hAx0ring
FTW!!!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)

oh boy
Mistaspa^{aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa}aa^{aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa}aakaman
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Greetings Kristine
Apologies for the third boob, but when I borrowed your nipple, a bit of * ahem * 'fertilisation' took place.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

well I s'pose it's okay
plans for tonight?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Nowt really
Just chilling, browsing and chatting on MSN, and sending off a few e-mails, and taking my brand new DVD_burner out for a spin.

Third boobs are pretty cool, but alas, you've not got a third hand.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

yeh but I've got a mouth

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Ah ha ha, touché.

( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

alright?

( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

alright maladicta

( broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

a hoy hoy
how's things?
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Not bad
still not really got the hang of this qotw stuff. This is me popping my home sweet home cherry right here.
( broadsword, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Did it hurt?
Just come in and talk random shite, 'tis what we do.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)