We're pissheads. I have to admit.
We think that because we don't do it in the pub that we're respectable.
They are more hardcore than me though. I start to get annoyed.
DON'T MAKE ME SING FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION AGAIN!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Still sounds more fun than mine!
Eastenders and Coronation Street omnibuses are as exciting as it gets and then my mother complains there is too much sexehtiem on TV now...
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I am the one who complains about sexytiem
"I'm not watching this, mother! Get it the fuck off!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I squirm horribly if there's anything remotely sexy on TV when the parents are in the room.
Somewhere along the line I think I prefer them thinking I'm asexual.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

If you want to complete the illusion
Do an auto-bisection whenever the TV is showing something that's not sexy while your parents are in the room. As a bonus, you'll finally get to have a sibling of your own.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Ooo. Twins.
I could freak people out with that!
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

And then both of you could do another auto-bisection
And before long, there'd be masses of you!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Ooo, the potential for mayhem!
And giving people the Fear.
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

So
Would autobisection just be another form of masturbation then?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I hope not, since its original purpose was to take place in the same room as my parents!

( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Then you could have a sneaky autobisection first
and sneak off somewhere private to do your thing, while your 'twin' does another autobisection in front of your parents.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I like this idea.
That way the twin has to stay with the parents and I don't!
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Plus we all know that only non-originals prefer parents to orgasms!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

non-originals mad people
( Maladicta, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:55, Reply)